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There were burglers I saved your chips

There were burglers I saved your chips

Thank you. I must say the service here is impeccable. I will recommend this place to all my friends.

45 Lives... ...Need a lot of feed.

Unfortunately, a couple minutes later Fluffy woke up from her dream

THEY WONT MIS TEH BURNT WAN

Cheezburger plz. Hold teh bun, cheez, pikel, tomato, mayo, letus an onyun. Doan bodder to grillz the burger. Ai preferz it raw. Thx.

CLASSIC

DO NOT LIE DID YOU EAT MY PIE?!?!

Dood, der ar plenny ub uver fishees in da see, an wat I meen by dat, iz lez go eet sumfing.

Nipsy entered the "Guess the Number of Noms" contest to win a case of tuna. Unfortunately she was disqualified for knocking the food bin over and eating rather than counting noms.

LOOK WHUT THAT VALUE BRAND STIFF DID TO MY TUNGE!

throwz the chees poof I cans catched it

i iz shaolin paws of fury pass me the kitteh food or feel my wrathz

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

I'm gonna grab me a snack. U want a burd or sumfin while Iz up?