fud

Tuff decishun for kitteh... choclat or vanila

CLASSIC

...leaving the waitress a tip.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He pounces you awake. "Don't care if you've been bad or good, Just FEED ME, for YOUR sake."

dreamin of fish an chips

Yu'z frum Kentucky?

Video: Food Catching Kitteh

Taek awae

Telekinesiskitteh plyz wif teh fud

Lord, Fanx foar the fud I am about tu lick...an' th' dear lady that is about to have a kunipshun fit. Amenz

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

i been watchin u sleeps goodmornin

Thank you. I must say the service here is impeccable. I will recommend this place to all my friends.

No Mama we didn't eat any cheezypoofs, why you ask?

...and I'll take one eskimo pie

Thaz rite litl nom, u eats that nutrisjus chees until uz nice and fat and juicy