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Obvious stuff that people realized way too late | posted by weakenedstrain 42 here song Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid and egg never knew why Robin would lay and egg seemed so random and weird Just this winter, walking down hallway at work finally clicked into place: Robins are birds. Birds lay eggs. Yep. Sharp tack over here.

Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently

Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.

Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Writer of men in black told not to mansplain the story he wrote | tweet by ed solomon At cafe where l'm writing people next were disagreeing about origins Men Black said If like could clear up one responded sorry do not need an old white male's mansplanation So apologized and

Writer of Men In Black Told Not To Mansplain Men In Black, Has Happy Ending

Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar

Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

Stories of kids doing funny and stupid things | ellemenopeaqu My daughter insists wearing jacket will make her cold because she only wears she is cold.

When People Realized Their Kid Was Dumb

Stupid ways people tried to get out of escape rooms | post by shit_m_lady woman pulled out power drill her purse and exclaimed she'd have them out there no time actually had go and explain yes goal is escape but 's more fun actually do puzzles and try solve room. Also who carries power drill their purse?

Stupid Ways People Tried to Solve Escape Rooms

Funny Twitter story about a guy who builds a Cybertruck out of mashed potatoes

Dude Builds Masterful Cybertruck Out Of Mashed Potatoes

Moments of kids being strange, funny and stupid.

Stupid Moments That Prove How Kids are Weird and Dumb

Mistranslations and tattoo fails people saw.

Dumb Mistranslated Tattoos and Shirts that People Witnessed

Funny Twitter thread about a guy who mistakenly put flowers on the grave of a murderer

Dude Mistakenly Puts Flowers On A Murderer's Grave, Meets Future Wife In The Process

Funny text message conversation about pyramid scheme company Acti Labs

'Boss Babe' Gets Called Out For Working For A Pyramid Scheme

Terrible Customers get told off and kicked out by angry General Manager.

Hotel GM Ejects Terrible Customers for Their Nonsense

A stupid boss doesn't know what computers are and asks to have them removed from the office.

Manager Doesn't Know What A Computer Is, Throws Away Forty of Them

Pickup lines that actually worked for people

Pickup Lines That Actually Worked For People

Funny tweets where people detail the dumbest ways they've been injured

Dumb Accidents Unlucky People Have Gotten Themselves Into

Funny story on Facebook from North Ridgeville Police department in texas, cow fell out of truck, moodini.

Texas PD's Story About A Wayward Cow Is Content We Deserve

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'You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me!': Disrespected engineer refuses to take on project during vacation, hands in resignation the day he comes back to work

'You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me!': Disrespected engineer refuses to take on project during vacation, hands in resignation the day he comes back to work

New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

Entitled mother demands neighbor give her their WiFi password to entertain her bored kids, neighbor refuses, leading to a dispute: ‘My internet is not community service’

Entitled mother demands neighbor give her their WiFi password to entertain her bored kids, neighbor refuses, leading to a dispute: ‘My internet is not community service’

'They’ve made it clear who their favorite child was, it's only fair he steps up': After always favoring her younger brother, 32-year-old neglected sister tells parents she won't look after them when they get older

'They’ve made it clear who their favorite child was, it's only fair he steps up': After always favoring her younger brother, 32-year-old neglected sister tells parents she won't look after them when they get older