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Funny dumb times people mistook things they were holding | jmckay88 2.5k points 1 day ago Rolled blueberry and ate dice dungeons and dragons game roleplay

Confused Times People Forgot What They Were Holding

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

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Times people laughed at bad and awkward times | FistFullOfQuarters e 7.5k points 20 hours ago and friend were altar boys. An older woman took podium read Bible passage passage described Jesus loves everyone sick and healthy rich and poor circumcised and uncircumcised s all took pair 10 year old boys start laughing hysterically front packed church.

Inappropriate Times People Laughed Too Hard

Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.

Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

Pizza store manager makes policy to respond to pranks seriously and it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/CatJezus 18 hours ago Treat all prank calls as though they're serious? Sure, have fun making 180 extra large pizzas work major pizza delivery chain has so far been unsuccessful out-pizzaing hut. Our store is college town, and everyone is bored as hell right now obvious reasons. So gone maybe one prank call day at least 3-5. Which isn't much but still really annoying with much more

Boss's New "Take Prank Callers Seriously" Policy Backfires

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Funny and exciting stories of people who didn't give a care | ZuchinniSquag 5.1k points 6 days ago Had customer service manager talking woman about return. He'd already told her he couldn't do few times. She demanded he get his manager. He, no joke, spins circle and says They said no.

People Who Didn't Give A Heck

Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/

Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

Funny fails, failed attempts, stupid people | tweet Man Titties are life One comma, just one comma changed sexuality | PETA @peta #Stevelrwin killed while harassing ray; he dangled his baby while feeding crocodile wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today's #GoogleDoodle sends dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled be left alone their natural habitats. Jacksepticeye @Jack_Septic_Eye Replying peta like kid who wasn't invited party but came anyway and

Valiant Attempts That Hilariously Missed The Mark

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Funny Snapchat story about a guy who gets stuck in an elevator and jokingly makes it into a "Castway" scenario | Day 1, Minute 50 have fashioned this headdress out my scrubs battle sweltering burns fluorescent lights selfie of a man in a head wrap

Guy Gets Trapped In An Elevator, Turns Into Hilarious 'Cast Away' Situation

Askreddit stories of crazy things that happened at school | reddit posted by Mad_as_a_Lorry Principal found weed boys bathroom. Called an assembly and told us had vote who think think principals son got like 98 votes. Suddenly voting system wasn't valid didn't even coordinate everyone had same idea at once and glorious

People Share Their School's "Incident"

Horrible and stupid names people gave kids | posted by MelyssaRave My neighbor 12th kid. His parents named him Twelver gotta be worst ever seen.

Horrible Names People Encountered

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Obvious stuff that people realized way too late | posted by weakenedstrain 42 here song Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid and egg never knew why Robin would lay and egg seemed so random and weird Just this winter, walking down hallway at work finally clicked into place: Robins are birds. Birds lay eggs. Yep. Sharp tack over here.

Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently

Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.

Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Writer of men in black told not to mansplain the story he wrote | tweet by ed solomon At cafe where l'm writing people next were disagreeing about origins Men Black said If like could clear up one responded sorry do not need an old white male's mansplanation So apologized and

Writer of Men In Black Told Not To Mansplain Men In Black, Has Happy Ending

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Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar

Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

Stories of kids doing funny and stupid things | ellemenopeaqu My daughter insists wearing jacket will make her cold because she only wears she is cold.

When People Realized Their Kid Was Dumb

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Employee gets PTO request approved for family emergency, then revoked with no notice: 'If you take off unapproved time then we'll have to let you go'

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'It’s always a struggle for him': Dad complains when mom asks him to watch 1 and 2-year-old for 30 minutes while she cooks dinner after work

'It’s always a struggle for him': Dad complains when mom asks him to watch 1 and 2-year-old for 30 minutes while she cooks dinner after work

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‘Magraw got behind me and magee in front, they both growled louder, and all of a sudden I got the impression I was being herded.’: High school student saved from a mountain lion by his heroic German Shepherds while out for a nighttime run in the woods

‘Magraw got behind me and magee in front, they both growled louder, and all of a sudden I got the impression I was being herded.’: High school student saved from a mountain lion by his heroic German Shepherds while out for a nighttime run in the woods

'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

'No screens, 6AM wakeup, bus ride, the whole nine yards': Homeschool kid begs mom to let him try public school, she insists they do 'trial day' at home

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Caturday Best: 20+ Most Purrfect Weekly Cat Memes From the Expawrts of 'I Can Has Cheezburger' (September 13, 2025)

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