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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Tumblr Post: Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

This is what the internet is for. A Tumblr user decided to crunch the numbers to figure out the exact date of Ice Cube's "Good Day." 

Tumblr user runs the math on Ice Cube's "Good Day."
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Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

This fun Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is way more punny than it gets proper credit for. Just think, if some of us had paid more attention in science classes growing up, we might've noticed all these gems. Fruity fly people sound like a whole lot of fun. 

Check out another fun thread from the brilliant minds of Tumblr that highlighted how Pokémon's probability system is madness.

Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different
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The Greatest Cats To Have Graced Tumblr (Tumblr Posts)

Cats are the best. Don't believe it? 

Here are some adorable cat posts to verify this fact.

Thank you, cats, for being so adorably funny. 


Tumblr posts about cats | My Two Favorite Things: juoppomustekala: 1. Cats with everyday objects as names Pants broke into catnip again 2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names did Kenneth get on top fridge?
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Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

It's kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth's wildlife.

Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin
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Hilarious And Random Tumblr Nuggets To Pass The Time

So many Tumblr rabbit holes to fall down, so little time. If there's one thing that the minds of Tumblr seem consistently able to deliver on, it's those strange, hilarious threads and fan theories that the rest of the world never saw coming. For instance, the thread where Tumblr went deep on The Incredibles analysis. Or, the thread about the dog that figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.  

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr nuggets. | kelssiel aliens being confused by humans deal with scents human gonna have wash this blanket get rid new smell alien makes note humans prefer mark objects with familiar scents* human gotta love new car smell" alien scratches out previous note and replaces with question mark* human old books smell so good alien increasingly frustrated note taking* human mmm love new book smell alien WHY ARE LIKE THIS Source: kelssiel 56,609 notes | an
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Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Team, "Hold My Beer"

This fun Tumblr thread points out how humans are absolutely team, "hold my beer." Tumblr never fails to get the strangest and most disorienting rabbit holes going. If you're looking for more gold from Tumblr, check out these Tumblr comedy gems to keep your day rolling.

Funny Tumblr thread points out that humans are team, "hold my beer." | lyrangalia Follow prokopetz Random Headcanon Federation vessels Star Trek seem experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isn't just an artefact television serial format. Rather s because Federation as culture are bunch deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around ships packed full beyond-cutting-edge tech they don't really understand. Endlessly frustrating if have fight them, because they can pull an effect
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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can't be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone's intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they'll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

A funny Tumblr thread about how some folks are just born metal | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5th grade some boys hid my desk boys bathroom confused got school and missing, so just sat on floor and read my book until teacher came and made them put back realize now they were trying trick into go into boys bathroom, but no one actually told s where my desk and didn't occur ask.
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Tumblr Thread: Nice Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies

As it turns out itchy is indeed not a flavor. It's basic knowledge like this that can come in handy for folks that are otherwise operating without that wonderful thing called common sense. 

Tumblr user clears up a case of food allergies for a guy | circusbutch orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?
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Eighteen Tumblr Posts Chock-Full Of Clever Humor

We love Tumblr for its clever antics. It may be an incredibly strange place, but you can pretty much always bet that you're going to find something entertaining. That's why we decided to gather up these 18 Tumblr posts for you. Want even more Tumblr content? Click here!

Funny random Tumblr posts | tilthat TIL 2002 researcher found average 8-year-old British child could identify 80 Pokémon, but only 50 common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at
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69 Random Memes Of Assorted Quality

It's often said that variety is the spice of life. If that's true, then this massive gallery of memes and shitposts is positively picante. From opossums to zany Tumblr posts and irreverent and pessimistic memes, this batch of entertainment has a bit of something for everyone.

Funny random memes, opossum memes, animal memes, dank memes, depressing memes, anxiety memes, funny tumblr posts | Big Guy Ordering at McDonald's SULF M-Spagheti CHICKEN McDO AS DC EEU Greenland 125 PPINE on Mercator SPICY DICKEN projection Greeniand on any other map | reading messages via notifications bar pretending not be online Lady Gaga peeking over a wall
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Tumblr Thread: Why Some Places Feel Strange

Ah, yes, this fun and quick Tumblr thread takes a quick look at liminal spaces. You might relate to how they're described as feeling. 

Tumblr thread explains why some places just feel plain bizarre | tootsie-roll-frankenstein Places where reality is bit altered any target churches texas abandoned 7/11's bedroom at 5 am hospitals at midnight warehouses smell like dust lighthouses with lights don't work anymore empty parking lots ponds and lakes suburban neighborhoods rooftops early morning inside dark cabinet reveille413 playgrounds at night rest stops on highways deep mountains
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Tumblr Conspiracy Theorizes Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's Son

We're confident that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not in fact the illegitimate son of the late Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro. What we do know for sure is that light conspiracy theories are fun. Here's Tumblr's goofy take on the minimal, but strangely compelling evidence. For more Tumblr, here are some hilarious and random Tumblr gems.

Tumblr conspiracy theory that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son | unstumpabledeplorable Search feelings know be true. Canada prime minister Cuba dictator comparison thread
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Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers With Scary Eyes

This fun Tumblr thread has physicists banding together to illustrate the absurd reality of what elves eyes might look like, while factoring in the curvature of Middle Earth, while they're at it. The resulting picture is an unsettling one, for sure. All in all, it's fun to see how ridiculous things can turn out when logic is applied to a fantasy world. 

Get some more Tumblr fun here with this dog that figured out how to herd Lawn Roomba.

A funny Tumblr thread points out how creepy elves' eyes are from Lord of the Rings | O colonelmagpie Theory: Nobody who writes physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence: Q2S.12 J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord Rings (volume 2, p. 32 Legolas Elf claims be able accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (yel- low) 5 leagues away on bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means nonvisual perception, or have made lucky guess 1
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