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funniest women tweets we came across in 2020 | thumbnail jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD

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funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

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funniest tweets from 2020 about the royals | thumbnail Text - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Imagine walking into work on Monday, your boss is like "you need to train the new guy" & you look over & it's Prince Harry You need to be so patient w him bc he has no employable skills; he doesn't even know excel 6:45 PM Jan 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App 724 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.2K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of 2020 | Thumbnail Text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn't include the phrase "breakup insurance" 1:02 AM Dec 29, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 11.6K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 314K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

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Funny memes and tweets about the period of time between Christmas and New Years | person looking down through a hole in the ceiling. january rent watching all christmas and new years eve plans. tweet by adorkablymandy Listen know some y'all enough know got Christmas so decided help ya out little bit most significant uses coal are electricity generation -steel production -cement manufacturing Good luck

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funny tweets about dating in 2020 | thumbnail Johnny ACABnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt how do I have intimacy issues and trouble being vulnerable in relationships when my dumbass is also out here oversharing on twitter dot com for complete strangers 24/7 7:44 AM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 5.1K Likes >

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Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:

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funny tweets from women about wearing sweatpants in 2020 | thumbnail Text - Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon if britney spears can be motivated enough to put black eyeliner all around her eyes every day i can be motivated to change from nighttime sweatpants into daytime sweatpants 3:02 AM Apr 8, 2020 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes >

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people share the ridiculous things they did for losers they were in love with | thumbnail Text - Christmas trees & COVID vaccines @teedotham Replying to @literElly At twenty-and-one-whole-idiot years old, a guy asked me to pretend to be a delivery person and take his ex [who he was trying to win back] flowers and a bear. My ass walked into a lecture hall and she clocked me IMMEDIATELY, then pulled me out in the hall to yell at me [..fair]. 5:37 AM Dec 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Florida Woman @KrystiPryde dated man 4 years and he once left very romantic note my work bag about much he loves my blue eyes which unbelievably sweet except my eyes are green 4:29 PM Dec 9, 2020 Brooklyn, NY Twitter iPhone 19 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

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Text - Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert HOT TIP: Make yourself look as terrible as possible on Zoom calls so when people see you in person in 2021, they're blinded by your beauty 2:13 PM Dec 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 83 Likes

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