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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly any guy who has ever tried to have sex without a condom needs to either support medicare for all or venmo every person they've rawed $500 for antibiotics just in case. ideally both though. 12:24 AM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 130 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2.2K Likes <>

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 11, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 10, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 9, 2020)

Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water | Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 guess question have people who love LaCroix is have tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like made by society which flavor is scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 8, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Text - Karen Chee @karencheee The #1 thing I look for in dating is someone who always knows what they want to eat. I never know and I do not care and I just want it to be decided for me. I would like to date a school cafeteria 12:45 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 208 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 4.3K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 5, 2020)

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead men love getting you water after sex it's like the one little job they're good at 6:05 AM Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 540 Retweets 93 Quote Tweets 5.8K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 4, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 3, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - taylor garron @taylorgarron i'm getting hotter as i'm getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home 7:57 PM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 14.1K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 2, 2020)

funny tweets about wearing only black regardless of the season | thumbnail Text - Text - Daniel Howell @danielhowell one day i aspire to wear so much black that i simply turn into an event horizon that destroys everything i pass 2:50 AM · Aug 15, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 11.8K Retweets 414 Quote Tweets 71.2K Likes >

Relatable Tweets About Wearing All Black, Whatever The Season

funny tweets about pregnancy | thumbnail Text - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault A very humbling moment in my life was when I was pregnant and feeling very busty, so I went to a lingerie store and was like "yeah, I don't even KNOW what cup size I am, because PREGNANCY has made my chest HUGE," so they measured me and they were like "ma'am you are a 34A" 4:27 AM May 27, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 85 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes >

Funny Tweets Which Sum Up The Trials And Tribulations Of Pregnancy

funny women roasting men tweets from last week | thumbnail Text - tallie @talliesinyoung here is your sunday afternoon reminder that he is lying to you

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (October 28, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

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