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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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a super cute thread on Twitter about penguins with afros | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'When were y'all gonna tell me that baby penguins have afros??'

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$a funny twitter thread about cats single handedly keeping their humans sane | thumbnail includes text saying 'why yes i would like to adopt a tiny, semi-feral animal with a lifespan just a fraction of my own and then make it's continued survival the lynchpin of my mental health'$

Twitter Thread: Cats Singlehandedly Keeping Humans Sane

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail is a tweet saying 'oh to be a cat cradled gentle by bananas'

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People Ponder What Ridiculous Luxuries They’d Have If They Were Stupid Rich

a thread about whether you should kick out a house guest or not if they insult your pet | thumbnail includes two tweets saying 'Would you kick someone out of your house for being rude to your dog or cat?' and ' My adult son, upon seeing my sweet Il'il Pit for the 1st time said "She's pretty ugly". That was about the last time I spoke to him'

What To Do When A Houseguest Disrespects Your Pet: Twitter Weighs In

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

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Enlightening Thread Reveals The Legend Of The Pittsburgh Toilet

funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

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New homeowner does late-night DIY renovations, dismisses neighbors’ complaints, until they take it to the council and get the noise rules changed: 'Now, work has to stop by 8:00 PM'

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