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Caption that reads, "No one: ...; Fish at the grocery store: ..." above a pic of a guy with a deadpan expression lying in a bathtub full of ice

Who Do They Think They Are

Caption that reads, "When your mom said she'll be back soon but you're next at the cash register" above a pic of a guy sweating and looking nervous

Mom...?

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Caption that reads, "When people ask if I plan on having a kid someday" above a pic of a baby goat in a shopping cart

Hell Yeah I Do

Pic of a short guy, who represents "Some baby in a shopping cart at the store" looking up at a tall woman, who represents, "Me, minding my own business"

So Rude

Pic of Hugh Jackman, who represents "My mom at the grocery store" laughing and joking with Jake Gyllenhaal, who represents "Her friend from high school;" Ryan Reynolds, who represents "me" is awkwardly standing in the back

C'mon MOM

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Tweet that reads, "I went ahead and exposed they ass" above a pic of bags of tortilla chips upside-down to expose that the bags are only half-full

It Had To Be Done

Tweet that reads, "I love when you're at the grocery store and the veggies are having a shower"

Those Veggies Gettin' So Clean

Caption that reads, "'Would you like to donate $1 to help the poor?' Me: 'Lol there is a 90% chance this card is gonna get declined. I am the poor'" above a stock photo of a cashier taking a card from a customer

Hilarious

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Tweet that reads, "Whole Foods cashier: You have your reusable bags? Me: No; *A wave of boos from shoppers;* *A toddler with a hyphenated first name spits on me*"

BOOOOOO

Caption that reads, "When you look down every grocery store aisle twice and still don't see your mom" above a pic of someone hitting a button that says 'scared'

I Scurred

American Chopper meme about being at a self-checkout and having the machine say that there's an 'unexpected item in the bagging area'

Grocery Stores Need To Get It Together

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Pic of a bunch of fries for sale at a grocery store with a sign above that reads, "Grant ordered too many fries sale"

Dammit Grant

Tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

It's True

Tweet showing a pic of some cooked spinach on a plate, with the caption "This is forty-five bags of spinach"

A Delicious Vegan Meal

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Tweet that reads, "Who are we? Single young professionals. What do we want? For perishable groceries to be sold in smaller portion sizes"

FOR REAL

Creepy Barney the Dinosaur labeled "old people with coupons" staring creepily at a small unsuspecting child labeled "cashiers"

THEY'RE COMING