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TikTokers Discovered How to Use Their Imagination, They Call It ‘Reality Shifting’

Welcome to the weird world of #ShiftTok, where reality can be whatever I want [stares in Thanos].

Reality Shifting. Desired Reality. Current Reality. Scripting. If you're not yet privy to these terms, let's bring you up to speed. Like Otherkin and Ms. Scribe before it, 'Reality Shifting' is a contemporary niche community that crosses fanfic with some dubious theories on quantum reality. Now, the shifting community goes way, way beyond TikTok, but for the sake of your sanity, we're going to focus on #ShiftTok.

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According to purveyors of the idea, Shifting is not lucid dreaming, astral projection, meditation, time traveling, or dissociation. Shifters can supposedly script a 'desired reality' by writing it down and then willing their subconscious into that desired reality through a number of techniques that require patience, practice and determination. Though incarnations of this online community have been around for quite some time, there was an unsurprising surge in Reality Shifting discussions on TikTok at the start of the pandemic. Escapism assumed many forms for those in quarantine, and while some were retreating into their Minecraft realms, others were attempting to literally shape reality to their liking.

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Honestly, the casting in this deepfaked American Harry Potter is pretty good. That Voldemort totally works, and Umbridge would be a nice addition. There's even a decent chance it could get non-fans into the franchise. Basically anyone could agree that Harry Potter would have nothing to lose with the inclusion of Steve Buscemi.

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38 Random Memes For A Mental Vacation

Look. We're only human (unless there are lizard people reading this). We can't be expected to be "on" all the time. In fact, that's not healthy. Constantly working or filling your day with activities and obligations can become seriously exhausting. It's integral that we all take a little time to breathe and enjoy simply existing. Obviously meditation and Yoga may seem like obvious and trendy ways to chill. But we prefer memes.

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In the real world, most trade policies and financial systems are built by economists or businessmen or dudes on r/wallstreetbets who have some sort of training or expertise in that area. In movies like Star Wars, Harry Potter, and John Wick, it's all designed by people who mostly have training in explosions and expertise in booby scenes. And… it shows. Today, "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to make sense of the movie monies. 

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'March 2020 vs March 2021' Memes Sum Up A Painful Year Of Pandemic

A lot can happen in a year. You can learn you're pregnant and have a baby within that time span. You can get a divorce or travel the entire globe. Or, if you're like most people trudging along with their lives lately, you can spend a whole year grappling with the effects of a pandemic. Whether you've been working remotely, attempting to homeschool your kids, unemployed, or fighting the virus firsthand in hospitals, this year has taken a toll on everyone. There's the quarantine 15 (or 20), bad haircuts, newfound agoraphobia, and, of course, living much of your social and work life through choppy and unnecessary Zoom calls.

While we were trying not to think about the passing of time and this increasingly depressing period of stasis, people on Twitter are facing the sad truth head on via memes. The glumly relatable memes compare March 1st 2020 and March 1st 2021 with painful accuracy. They're the exact opposite of a glow-up. But at least they're a great reminder that we're far from alone in this monotonous struggle. Fingers crossed things don't get worse by next March. We can't handle seeing a bleak three panel progression.


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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

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27 Tweets Filled With Quick Comedy

If you've got a short attention span and are craving some laughs, Twitter is basically a godsend. The only problem is the fact that there is so much awful and unfunny stuff waiting for you on that godforsaken website. To save you the pains of being subjected to its cringey takes and political diatribes, we've put together this gallery of quality tweets. It's all the good without any of the bad. Happy scrolling.

Funny tweets, twitter memes, guy fieri, ratatouille, lol, relatable tweets, comedy, humor, jeff bezos, harry potter | zach silberberg hire zachsilberberg guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until realize is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled kitchen
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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

Take a look at some of these hilariously bad (but not wrong) plot summaries, and if you want more funny movie-related content, try this!

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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

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41 Fantastic Memes To Keep Those Monday Blues At Bay

Good morning! Rise and grind! Let's get these memes! Imagine waking up and immediately scrolling through a huge batch of hilarious gifts from the internet. Name a better way to start your day. Coffee? Please. Don't talk to me until I've had my memes.

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41 Fantastic Memes To Keep Those Monday Blues At Bay

Good morning! Rise and grind! Let's get these memes! Imagine waking up and immediately scrolling through a huge batch of hilarious gifts from the internet. Name a better way to start your day. Coffee? Please. Don't talk to me until I've had my memes.

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41 Fantastic Memes To Keep Those Monday Blues At Bay

Good morning! Rise and grind! Let's get these memes! Imagine waking up and immediately scrolling through a huge batch of hilarious gifts from the internet. Name a better way to start your day. Coffee? Please. Don't talk to me until I've had my memes.

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