lolz

Oh crap. I tried to use reason, humor, and talk politics with Congress. My bad!

Open the door, HAL I can't do that, Dave.

Damn, we missed our tee time while listening to peasant complaints.

...And just what makes you so sure the ANTI-CHRIST is a HIM?

The Last Great act of Defiance

Tom Cruise on the set He looks taller on the screen

An Idea like this.... ...will never take off

Let's see the Jehovah's Witnesses find me here....

But they've got Star Wars toys!

IF I COULD HUNT FOR WHALES, FROM A BOAT, WITH A CROSSBOW...

THE WHITE HOUSE

I wonder how my Farmville crops are doing?

And so, the Olympic games began

I, for one, welcome our new mollusk overlords.

Bird of prey are the perfect weapon.

I'd rather spend billions on this... ...than on nukes.