lolz

There was a look of silent discontent when they discovered there would be no pudding at lunch

The enemy's use of Slapstick devices such as hidden banana peels was the hardest part of the War with the Clowns.

Maybe amber waves of grain really aren't such a bad thing...

Obama didn't know either.

Mel Gibson going on another rant.. No...Wait....my Bad.

digging up an actual founding father for leadership support was in bad taste

Oh-la, soldier-o American-o!

where have all the flowers gone?

SANCTIONS

FLASHDANCE

CIGARETTES?? SORRY SIR, WE DON'T SELL CIGARETTES THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU

...THE HEADLINE...

Look, I don't know if you've noticed...

Only with hindsight is it obvious that this was not the best place for a meth lab.

DESPERATE TIMES

One day, lad, all this will be yours!