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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'
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Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'
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Mom protests when brother agrees to babysit 1-year-old and 3-year-old nephews, backs out when partner's surgery is rescheduled: 'It would be too short notice to take the day off'
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New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'
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UPDATE: 'I chose to leave. I gave his ring back and told him we’re done': 27-year-old calls off engagement after her fiancé insists on buying a remote cottage 3 hours away from her job, risking her career
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