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I Can Feel Your Breath on the Back of My Neck

Get Educated

Morpheus is Sick of Hearing People Talk About Not Getting Enough Sleep

It's Not That Hard to Put Dishes in the Dishwasher

You Have to Be Old Enough to Appreciate It

It's Okay to Be Single

Girl, Don't Act Like I'm Trying to Get With You

Life is Hard All on its Own

This is to All the Radio Stations

Don't You Wish Someone Would Have Told You This in High School?

There's No Room, You Moron!

Facebook Isn't the Problem

Take the Blue Pill Mr. Timberlake

To All Your Coworkers

To All the Spiders Out There

Social Media Has Doomed Us All