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20+ Metal Memes For True Heads

Metal isn't for everyone. And we don't really have to say that. Being a fan of heavy, dark, and often evil-sounding music isn't for everyone. You could say it's an acquired taste. But once you've acquired that taste? You're a metalhead for life. And as is the case with most art forms, metal (and its many subgenres) has become the subject of quite a few memes. There are quite a few subreddits and even a Facebook page dedicated to memes of the metal variety. This collection features a little bit of everything. Wholesome metal memes.Memes for Meshuggah fans. And then, of course, memes that roast people who claim to listen to "everything." Cuz let's face it: not everyone can handle this sh*t. 

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Explosive hydroforming is the process of using an explosion to shape metal. The pressure from the explosion in each one of these tanks violently and pretty much instantly turns them into spheres. It's kind of like magic, and it's very fun to watch.

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If you were craving a bit of nostalgia today, here's a friendly reminder that in 2005, Lil' Jon, Xzibit, Snoop Dogg and David Banner appeared in the official video for KoRn's 'Twisted Transistor' and performed as frontman Jonathan Davis, bassist Fieldy, guitarist Munky and drummer David Silveria, respectively. Even several years later, the video is still incredibly epic, especially considering the climate of the music video industry at the time (when artists generally abided by the aesthetic expectations that came with their chosen genres). You could say bringing hip-hop stars into a nu-metal context was pretty ahead of its time.

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It's probably not a good idea to smash a superheated metal ball with a hammer without a plan. Okay, we're gonna go out on a limb here and say it's definitely a bad idea to smash a superheated metal ball with a hammer unless you're a blacksmith who know why he's smashing that ball in the first place. And it's probably an even worse idea to do it in a t shirt. That said, the result is some real chaos god/level 60 battlemage material.

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So, usually in metalworking, you'd shape stuff by with a punch or a press. At least that's what Wikipedia says. Wikipedia also says that  hydroforming is the process of shaping metal using water pressure. For materials that are too strong or large for traditional hydroforming, one option is explosive forming, sometimes called explosive hydroforming. That's where the pressure used to shape metal comes from, you guessed it, an explosion. This ends our remedial knowledge of the complex processes involved with metalworking. Just watch the thing go bang.

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Did you wake up today thinking that what you were lacking in your world was being able to see a couple adorable, radical looking birds play some heavy metal? No, no you probably didn't. But alas, here we are. The internet doing what it does best: creating humorous chaos from nothing. We're ready for the album at this point. 

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Tumblr Thread: Cockatoo Rocking Out To Metal Music

Some animals like music, that's something that we've noticed. Cats falling asleep when music is playing, doggos head-bopping to music, but a cockatoo? We have yet to see something like that. And this cockatoo specifically might be the most punk rock, coolest cockatoo ever. He's has a haircut cooler than yours, he's more intimidating than any of us by far, and his sense of rhythm is superior to all of us

Now, there's speculation about whether this is real or if the music was added after, but considering the fact that cockatoos are knows for their drumming skills in the wild, performing elaborate drumming patterns when trying to attract females, odds are that this is very real. And this birb is amazing

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Well, somebody put a big metal monolith up somewhere in Southeast Utah. Like everything else, it's probably gonna end up being an ad for a new Marvel movie. We'd love to say aliens or ancient prophecies aren't off the table, but for now it looks like a big piece of metal some artist or publicity team crammed into the ground.

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Headbangingly Funny Twitter Account Matches Cat Pics With Heavy Metal Lyrics

We might normally think of cats as fluffy, adorable creatures, but this twitter account says pfffffft. Cats, as we know, are too cool for this world. They are the toughest, most hardcore, gangster little fluff balls- I mean... not fluffballs, I meant the most epic villains of any saga.

The account @evilbmcats, or Black Metal Cats, on twitter know what's up. They showcase the real hardcore-ness of cats by pairing pics of the toughest-looking cats with the darkest sounding lyrics. Though, and don't tell them we said this, what you think may turn out to be the toughest twitter account in history is still... full of tiny little cutie cats, so even the most hardcore pic is, at its core, adorable. 

tweets from the twitter account evilbmcats or Black Metal Cats in which cat picture are matched with heavy metal lyrics thumbnail includes two pictures including one of two black and grey cats with orange eyes and another black and white picture of a fluffy cat
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The audience was not anywhere near ready for the caliber of this performance. Eager to see where these kids wind up if they keep up these kinds of performances into their later years. 

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The audience was not anywhere near ready for the caliber of this performance. Eager to see where these kids wind up if they keep up these kinds of performances into their later years. 

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The audience was not anywhere near ready for the caliber of this performance. Eager to see where these kids wind up if they keep up these kinds of performances into their later years. 

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Sixteen Metal Memes For Brutal Satan-Worshippers

These memes are for people who like things more on the brutal side. If you like double-bass, growling, sacrificing goats, and worshipping Satan, then you've come to the right place!

Funny memes about metal music | Ds Stac Dorit Women's hairstyling channels KNBLE Metalhead guys looking tips taking care their long hair | Amazing. Due lack pollution covid-19 lockdowns, wild Black Metal bands have returned Scandinavia's forests first time since 90s. Beautiful.
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Sixteen Metal Memes For Brutal Satan-Worshippers

These memes are for people who like things more on the brutal side. If you like double-bass, growling, sacrificing goats, and worshipping Satan, then you've come to the right place!

Funny memes about metal music | Ds Stac Dorit Women's hairstyling channels KNBLE Metalhead guys looking tips taking care their long hair | Amazing. Due lack pollution covid-19 lockdowns, wild Black Metal bands have returned Scandinavia's forests first time since 90s. Beautiful.
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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can't be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone's intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they'll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

A funny Tumblr thread about how some folks are just born metal | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5th grade some boys hid my desk boys bathroom confused got school and missing, so just sat on floor and read my book until teacher came and made them put back realize now they were trying trick into go into boys bathroom, but no one actually told s where my desk and didn't occur ask.
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Fifteen Metal Memes For Those Who Like Things As Brutal As Possible

Attention metalheads: we've gathered up this gallery of memes just for you and we think you're gonna like 'em a lot. If metal isn't really your jam, check out some more general music memes here!

Funny memes about metal | Perry the Platypus Black Metal Death Metal Ferb! This one's looking at both us at same time DUMBMETALMEMES Behemoth | black metal fans see yourself actually look solytherin
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