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BABIES

Caution: Objects in mirror are a helluvalot hungrier than you thought.

Why are you hollering? We just fed ourselves so you could sleep in!! Boy is that ingratitude for you!!!!

Sadly for Marshall, the shortcomings of his plan were not discovered until the door closed.

I seen him maekin noms on TV

Okay, so we got the parakeet out of the cage...

Ai see yor footur It involves can opener

Cat Rule #13 If youz doin it, i'z sittin on it

GLASS OF BACON

Book of Ceiling Cat, Chapter 3 "If thou dost displease me then I shall turn thy legs into noodles at inappropriate times."

PSYCHEDELIC CAKE

Chipmunk Eating 3 Peanuts

Breaking News - Giant dog claims 5th victim

I goes to grocery store wif you. Makes sur you get right noms.

Zoidberg's Problem

You know she is getting her new glasses this week.