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Twenty-Three Relatable Tweets For Exhausted Parents

Parenting is a struggle when things are "normal." But the struggle has increased tenfold with many parents having to watch over their children 24/7 in lockdown. We know it's tough, but sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at the insanity. Hopefully these tweets will help you do just that.

funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

Kids are true delights. Until they're not. You know the drill. Rationally, you know you love your kids unconditionally, but sometimes, just sometimes, they really know how to push your buttons to the max. It's in those moments you really question how deep your love really is for them. These funny parents of Twitter are the voices for all the parents out there who are being driven to the brink of their sanity by their offspring. And in case you missed last week\s funniest parenting tweets of the week, here they are

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

Have kids they said. It will be fun they said. Or, as one parent accurately tweeted this week: "I hate when you want to be the best mother and wife ever but you also need to like eat, sleep and take the occasional shower." Yep, sounds about right! 

Here are some of this week's funniest parenting tweets and here are last week's in case you missed them. 

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer
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Parents Share The Adorable Ways Their Kids Get Words Wrong

There are a few universal truths in this messed up world, and one of them feels especially true right now: parenting ain't easy. Between homeschooling and just worrying about the future of your children, things are tough. These parents on Twitter manage to add some levity to the world with anecdotes of their children's adorable misnomers. We hope they're never corrected.

Cute parenting tweets, funny parenting tweets, kid fails, cute kid fails | Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My four-year-old son calls craft store crap store don't correct him. He's right either way.
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People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

For some reason, parents have a hard time apologizing. It's like they see it as a sign of weakness or something. Maybe it's that generation, or perhaps it's something you develop as soon as you have a child, but whatever the reason behind it, it's not the best trait to pass down to your kids. Everyone should be able to humble themselves and apologize when they know they're wrong, but a tweet saying "apologize like your parents, go" has proved just how hard parents find it to apologize — or more accurately, not apologize. Scroll down to see how similar your parents are to these peoples' or whether you're part of the lucky few who are blessed with emotionally healthy parents who can admit when they're wrong.

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking
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Random Meme Treats For The Desperately Bored

Pssst. Hey, you. Yeah, you. 

Feeling....bored? A little drained? In need of an amusing pick-me-up? This assortment of fresh memes and amusing tweets might offer the entertainment you crave. And they're all right here for the incredible price of FREE.

Funny random memes, funny random tweets, relatable tweets, quarantine, the office, office memes, asian jim, jim and pam, dank memes, coronavirus memes | leaving sephora after sampling 12 moisturizers Mark Zuckerberg surfing | Always has been. Wait, Jim is asian? The Office astronaut pointing gun at another astronaut in space
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 19, 2020)

Moms and dads who spread the joy of parenting on twitter are my favorite people on earth. 

They're exhausted, fed up and mostly, would appreciate a few more hours of sleep, please.

So shout out to those tired people who still make the effort of telling the world how parenting life is all about. 

We have some more if you like.    

Funny parenting tweets | t7 MumlnBits Retweeted Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Parenting, where one minute ready scream head off at one kids and very next minute crying at pictures they were younger. 4:15 am 18 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 279 Retweets and comments 1.1K Likes >
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Thirty-Seven Tweets For Easy Entertainment

Perusing Twitter is one of our favorite ways to waste time. The 280 character limit makes content both easy to digest and creative. Even better? Every mood is represented. There's the motivational and wholesome messages that hit right on hard days. And then there's the weird Twitter gems that make us laugh sometimes and scratch our heads other times. And then, of course, there's everything in between. We've put together a nice assortment of all of the above so you don't have to comb through garbage to get the good stuff. Enjoy!

Funny and relatable tweets, twitter memes | Dave @Keally22 Ladies do keep little built pocket underwear like keep my keys and extra contacts just case lose one during day 10:21 AM 7/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very funny.

Take these tweets from moms and dads, for example. 

While reading them, some of you may cry, laugh but most of all, feel like they were written about you. 

Don't forget to check our last week's list of parenting jokes, if you have missed it.  

  



Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >
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Parenting Tidbits For The Tired & Out Of Patience

Parenting is exhausting when things are totally normal. The whining, the tears, the screaming, the tantrums. Parenting during a pandemic when you can't even send your minions to school for a break? Let's be real: it's the pits. These memes might help you laugh at the ordeal. We're in this together. 

Funny memes, parenting memes, parenting tweets, dank memes, kids, raising kids | Parent This is serious. Are Listening Kid dinosaur noises michael scott the office | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Last night, my 3 year old kicked during tantrum. As tucked him bed later, he apologized never kick again he said, pulling closer and kissing my cheek Just do exactly tell do and 'l never have kick again My son is mobster.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Parenting is hard work. 

Luckily, there are always some experienced (and funny ) moms and dads who are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles so that beginners will know what to expect. 

Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers.



Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

So...uh...2020's been a very looooooong year, huh? 

Especially for parents.

Let's see...they had to deal with lockdown, homeschooling, ruined summer plans...And it's STILL (somehow) only June. 

We've gathered some of the funniest jokes parents tweeted starting in January 2020, when they were still all excited about this new year. 

Six more months to go, y'all. Hang in there. 

Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

Kids say the funniest things and we just love when parents spread the joy by sharing and tweeting them. 

The weekend is here and you can all enjoy a new batch of kids and parents wisdom. 

Here are some more parenting tweets from last week in case you have missed it. 


Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means At The Moment

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but during lockdown, getting some alone time is nearly impossible. Yes, we all love our kids, but being around them 24/7 is sometimes a little. Too. Much. And by that, we mean a total nightmare! These parents have a thing or two to say about it and have taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations about never having a minute of peace and quiet to themselves. The funny parents of Twitter are at it again...

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 14, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

funny parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Stone Cold Daddy @Stonecolddad316 "Daddy want mommy" is new Let speak fucking manager 3:18 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter Android 38 Retweets 109 Likes >
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Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

Funny kids drawings, funny parenting tweets, kid art, inventive spelling, spoiled kids, crazy kids | tweet by Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid my son's class explained she sure he has two moms because he has pretty mom and other mom She described each some detail. Reader, both are. So my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her wasn't fixing Well this is lil note she left If MY Coat not Fix came home I'm gonna Step on Crack Finish rest
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