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people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

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marriage tweets from people who are so over their spouse | thumbnail text - Lil Bit @LizerReal Get married so you can passive aggressively give your spouse the janky silverware at dinner when you're mad. 7:14 PM Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 274 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes

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funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

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Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love | Thumbnail text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz ... romcoms are like "HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military... SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person... They BOTH have flaws." 11:47 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,152 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - awbreaker ... @sixfootcandy Marriage: Because who doesn't want their husband using expensive eye cream on his elbows? 8:38 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 140 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 595 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes

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Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

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