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I'm really not sure what they were trying to accomplish here, but let's chalk it up to something between friends, that we will never understand. Sometimes people will do anything with their best friend, just for the hell of it. This is probably the same reason we have the Darwin Awards, though the phrase "Hey watch this..." gives it a run for its money. But if you know you have that best friend in your life, you'll love these hilarious friendship memes that will probably hit the nail on the head with you.

Everyone’s got a bucket list, and it’s assumed that on every list, somewhere, there’s an entry about using a taser on someone. Very few get to fulfill this wish, but one Ohio teen did.

16-year-old Alyssa Elkins, a teen battling leukemia, wanted to use a stun gun on someone, and the Newark, Ohio police department helped her dream come true. Alyssa got to tase Sgt. Doug Bline as a crowd of supporters watched. “Bline winced and fell onto a mat, guided by spotters,” writes Newsday.”

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Alyssa said the experience was “awesome.”

“I'm very grateful that people would put themselves out there to allow me to do that to them,” she said.

Alyssa is great. The world needs more Alyssas.

Everyone’s got a bucket list, and it’s assumed that on every list, somewhere, there’s an entry about using a taser on someone. Very few get to fulfill this wish, but one Ohio teen did.

16-year-old Alyssa Elkins, a teen battling leukemia, wanted to use a stun gun on someone, and the Newark, Ohio police department helped her dream come true. Alyssa got to tase Sgt. Doug Bline as a crowd of supporters watched. “Bline winced and fell onto a mat, guided by spotters,” writes Newsday.”

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Alyssa said the experience was “awesome.”

“I'm very grateful that people would put themselves out there to allow me to do that to them,” she said.

Alyssa is great. The world needs more Alyssas.

Please, tase me, bro?

Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef. 

Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other. 

Please, tase me, bro?

Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef. 

Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other. 

In Pensacola, FL a cop wrongfully tased a woman and tried to cover it up, and then offer an apology cake after the victim filed a lawsuit.
Nothing says you're sorry like a homemade cake depicting the tasing incident you're so apologetic about. 

In Pensacola, FL a cop wrongfully tased a woman and tried to cover it up, and then offer an apology cake after the victim filed a lawsuit.
Nothing says you're sorry like a homemade cake depicting the tasing incident you're so apologetic about. 

In Pensacola, FL a cop wrongfully tased a woman and tried to cover it up, and then offer an apology cake after the victim filed a lawsuit.
Nothing says you're sorry like a homemade cake depicting the tasing incident you're so apologetic about. 

Imagine you hail from down under; your life is already full of danger. Since you've got poisonous creatures lurking everywhere you turn and crocodiles waiting to give you the ol' death roll, you probably just don't feel alive anymore casually sitting at a bar having a drink. So what do you do? Why, tase yourself, of course!

Imagine you hail from down under; your life is already full of danger. Since you've got poisonous creatures lurking everywhere you turn and crocodiles waiting to give you the ol' death roll, you probably just don't feel alive anymore casually sitting at a bar having a drink. So what do you do? Why, tase yourself, of course!

Imagine you hail from down under; your life is already full of danger. Since you've got poisonous creatures lurking everywhere you turn and crocodiles waiting to give you the ol' death roll, you probably just don't feel alive anymore casually sitting at a bar having a drink. So what do you do? Why, tase yourself, of course!