"The Future Is Now Old Man" is a meme featuring Dewey, the youngest brother on Malcolm in the Middle. It's a meme that's been around for a bit, so we scoured the internet to find the best ones for you.
And in case you're feelin' inspired to watch an episode of America's favorite early-'00s sitcom, this meme stems from the episode 'Lois's Makeover.' Enjoy!
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