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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr thread describes sci fi humans as having a stabbing knife roomba | sepulchritude on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship doesn't have any special intelligence s just normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on ship and they don't have knives s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance every room ship. occasionally crew members

Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"

Tumblr thread suggests that the color magenta does not exist | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake (and also hate )

Tumblr Thread: Magenta Isn't A Real Color

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cats sitting in places they shouldn't laptop eggs turtle cat funny memes cute tweets twitter tumblr reddit | Posted by u/chaosgirl93 1 year ago 4.4k Five beds and ten chairs house. He sits on eggs. cat sitting on top a carton of eggs

Hooligan Cats Sitting Where They Shouldn't

Funny random memes | lockdown won't last long lockdown: Queen Elizabeth | kindergarten teacher s easy, just stay inside lines lines: LAP 3/3 Super Mario

Forty-One Funny Posts For The Purpose Of Procrastination

A Tumblr story about how a guy ends up befriending the monster underneath his bed | 2 writing-prompt-s drop small piece food on floor, and decide kick under oven/couch/ whatever because can't be bothered pick up. As walking away hear very quiet "Thank under bethanythemartian "No problem say words passing out my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and freeze.

Tumblr Post: Guy Makes Friends With Monster Under The Bed

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Fun Tumblr thread imagines an IT wizard | otherwindow Consider fantasy series where court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an guy. Court Wizard, fixing Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying runes anew?

Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard

Funny random memes | turning into turning into my father my mother man walking on a tight rope | Driving get groceries spotted doggo giving biggest AWOO he had him. dog howling out of a car's window

Twenty-Nine Miscellaneous May-Mays For Those Who Need 'Em

Funny and cute memes about animals

Wholesome Animal Posts For Those Deprived Of Cute Content

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Grandpa hates banana bread, but proceeds to eat it for years out of love | theguilteaparty So my mom told story Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since first one them learned make they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

Tumblr Story: Grandpa Despises Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

Tumblr funny real life magic spells | monsterlets words power do exist can walk out my apartment wearing most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say words "laundry day" and suddenly 's way less weird monsterlets "laundry day" spell: decreases target's judgment outfit by 80% Source: monsterlets 31,156 notes D E

Tumblr Bits on Real-Life Magic

A quick Tumblr thread about how trees are bizarre and actually kind of creepy | gwydtheunusual Actually pretty easy. Trees don't reject tissue other trees same family bend tree another tree is sapling, scrape off bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait few years trees will have grown together can use similar technique graft lemon branch or lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and

Tumblr Post: Trees Are Bizarre And Freaky

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funny relatable memes, spongebob memes, funny tweets, funny tumblr posts | spongebob try be an adult and walk away an argument, then hear s thought | Does this man want be seen or not man in camouflage and safety vest

Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Gems For Primo Procrastination

funny dank dog memes dogs doggo hilarious tumblr twitter pics pictures | 6 year old telling my dog if he speaks will keep secret My dog | get heckin sick being good boy @dabmoms dog in sunglasses

Rebarkable Doggo Memes (35 Dog Memes)

A quick Tumblr post highlights how forgetful human beings can be | andhumanslovedstories started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago itchy scalp and dandruff, and then ten years have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so thought "why do still buy shampoo combat itchy scalp and dandruff do not have itchy scalp and dandruff so stopped buying shampoo itchy scalp and dandruff and can guess have now? Can predict currently afflicts s alright if can't because apparently fuckin couldn't either

Quick Tumblr Post On Humans' Willful Ignorance

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A collection of random, funny, and ridiculous moments from Tumblr | Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole One weirder things about being an adult is having favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about biggest-goldiest-fish Bottom left its-myonlywish well hurry and catch him before he gets far away

Goldmine Of Random Tumblr Gems

cat cats getting belly rubs tummy cute wholesome aww adorable twitter tweet tumblr video image pic picture | Andrew Keates @andrewkeates Woken up this morning by #TobyPage because he wanted tummy rub CatsOfTwitter #TheatreCat #Cat

Attention Hogging Cats Getting Belly Rubs