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Funny random memes | spend night at friend's house, but wake up earlier than them Tarantino walking around | Brain: joke happened like 30mins ago its not funny anymore pokestudio Pikachu plushie trying not to laugh

Forty Funny Memes, Tweets, And Tumblr Posts

A funny Tumblr thread uses cultural stereotypes to imagine various hilarious recipes | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes

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Tumblr thread about funny and weird school stories | frickerstein: today american lit kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us follow him and so all left room and he changed clock so like 6pm and like 10 minutes later kid ran into hallway with his backpack and were all sitting at end and he just sat down middle hallway and started cry yamatohatake: nosdrinker: my english teacher accused plagiarizing an essay wrote about my own life my friend got accused plagiarizing junior high because

Tumblr Thread: Weird and Stupid School Stories

An interesting Tumblr thread about wild overheards from a court reporter | ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are sexually active? WITNESS: No just lie there. ATTORNEY is date birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY old is son one living with WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five can't remember which. ATTORNEY long has he lived with WITNESS: Forty-five years.

Tumblr Thread: Wild Overheards From Court Reporter

invigorating sassy tumblr posts | official-estonia If having bad day, remember 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: illustration of people dressed in pastel colored robes that cover them completely. officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc appears contractions are worsening nurse says between breaths wife gasps and screeches Y'ALL'D'VE"

17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That'll Just Speak To You

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photos of people whose birthdays became heartwarming - cover pic guy with his mom being surprised walking into her surprise birthday party | My mom's priceless reaction when she walked into her surprise birthday party. After the party, she told me it was her only real birthday party since she was 11 years old

People Whose Birthdays Became Super Heartwarming

Tumblr thread on roman fast food | extrajordinary Follow Some restaurants were fast food" variety, where customer could eat or purchase meal go Some were even designed such way customers could obtain meals without leaving their wag- ons or entering restaurant at all prototype drive-through" service. GUYS. THERE DRIVE-THROUGH ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH COST MY MASTERS HISTORY Daily Life Ancient Romans by David Matz] thatdangerous Follow *rolls up window* yeah gimme number V com

Tumblr Thread: Ancient Roman Diners Drive-Ins and Dives

Funny story about what would happen if willy wonka and harry potter were in the same universe | rasec-wizzlbang concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place same universe ministry magic haaaates Willy Wonka dear-tumb1r "Mr. Wonka Dumbledore smiled warmly, looking down into Pit his podium members Wizengamot muttered disapprovingly, shifting their seats. Willy Wonka, clad today bright magenta suit and tophat, beamed cheekily up at them his chair, his silver-gloved hands cradling his chin "Mr.

Tumblr Mashup Of Harry Potter & Willy Wonka Is Surprisingly Brilliant

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A funny Tumblr thread breaks down the ridiculousness of America | pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow Do non-americans realize United States is literally just bunch countries trench coat agreed be semi-nice each other order sneak into Big Boy Club? Because let's be honest 's just USA is pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow rest world: So big country states, standing on each other's shoulders: Y- yes,,

Tumblr Thread: The USA Explained

Funny and wholesome Tumblr thread about Snoop Dogg | zachsanomaiy Follow Whenever think about snoop remember episode cribs where he lived an unusually modest house compared everyone else on show, spent entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about he didn't want his kids be musicians and he just wants them have chance at normal life he doesn't wish music career drama on anyone

Tumblr Thread Reminds Us Of Just How Wholesome Snoop Dogg Is

Funny Tumblr thread about Maroon 5's popularity | penicillium-pusher don't trust Maroon 5 many people have heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band s zero many s zero. If thinking yourself No love them, they're my fave Are sure? Are really sure? They're absolute complete FAVORITE band

Tumblr Thread Explains Why Maroon 5 Is Definitely Up To Something

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A collection of funny moments from the wild world of Tumblr | acepalindrome Follow My brother decided teach his two and half year old Mommy and Daddy have names and there is nothing funnier than seeing cranky toddler turn his mom and say 'leave alone, Meredith he only uses their names hes mad and kills every time he does 54,241 notes

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Funny random memes | This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and 's always uploaded 9 times husky dog taking a low angle selfie | Marriage basically boils down and partner trying avoid empting dishwasher DAD eating cereal from a plastic container with an ice cream scoop

Forty-Three Comedy-Laden Memes Just For You

Funny Tumblr thread on spider bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th

Tumblr Thread: Wolf Spiders Run The Cranberry Bogs

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A Tumblr thread about catching a bus is legendary | ainaraoftime bus drivers who re-open their doors they see someone running towards stop are neutral good. any other kind bus driver is automatically lawful evil soaringsparrows chaotic evil bus driver who saw running stop and waited until at door close and drive away

Tumblr Thread: A Legendary Bus Catching Story

Tumblr thread about hypothetical superhero named Crime Man | charlesoberonn Follow New superhero: Crime Man. He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes criminals. soft-riddler Follow Punisher does this and crime is murder charlesoberonn Follow Punisher doesn't stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. OCrime Man is more proactive than soft-riddler Follow So really mean is like totalitarian government profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which i

Tumblr Thread: Crime Man Saves The Day With Crime