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Millennial tells baby boomer to stop it with the blame game | generation generation where two teachers could afford buy 4- bedroom house San Diego, CA and then afford mortgage and raise 2 kids private school (my parents did this generation generation where one parent could work Financial Aid at local college and other could raise 2 kids 3 bedroom house (my now-retired coworker did this).

Tumblr Thread: Millennial Tells Baby Boomer To Stop Blame Game

Quick and funny Tumblr thread about how an employee calls out company's lack of security by robbing them | flamefriendsshipped So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'l tell full story fandomiovingweirdo Storu

Tumblr Thread: Employee Robs Museum To Call Out Lack Of Security

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Pizza delivery driver describes their weirdest customers | cthulhu-with--fez p igotethulhu D An Incomplete List Noteable People l've Delivered Pizzas shinxy--wonderland: tybaar s coming up on year now since got my current job as pizza delivery girl, and thought this would be good time delve into little ever- expanding "WTFPIZZA" note keep on my cell helps remember some my more, uh interesting deliveries. So without further ado and no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left lasting

Tumblr Thread: Pizza Delivery Driver's Strangest Customers

A quick Tumblr thread provides tips for dealing with anxiety | thesigilwitch just about spiral into bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube mouth not really sure where he got idea, and kinda laughed at because didn't see would help, but he insistent. So did And now on my second cube, because worked. thesigilwitch He explained his reasoning he got home.

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tips For Handling Anxiety

Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

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A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

birb comics funny cockatiel birds birbs lol web instagram art artist adorable cute aww animals tumblr | illustration drawing of a two birds and a piece of broccoli EW HATE THIS. BACK OFF BUT 'S MINE potatopato

Hilarious Cockatiel Comics By PotatoPato

Funny tumblr posts and memes | 1 lordmeowdemort Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend purplethebunny dare make hear this with my own internal monologue. 108,737 notes >

Weird, Silly and Stupid Tumblr Gems

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Funny random Tumblr posts | tilthat TIL 2002 researcher found average 8-year-old British child could identify 80 Pokémon, but only 50 common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at

Seventeen Tantalizing Tumblr Posts Hot Off The Press

A collection of funny and ridiculous gems from the world of Tumblr | Spongebob looking at sleeping Patrick about tell her missed bus my mom sleeping monsterpromlgbt than anything currently being shown off National History Museum This picture conveys more emotion | simnostalgia Fun Fact: Despite many times Sims has changed art styles, they'll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them new game. One example this is pigeon model they've been reusing and slightly changing since 2004. pizzaba

Totally Wacky And Funny Tumblr Gems

Funny random memes | Yes lady thats Where eggs come But have wait Till lay them Lady? HAVE WAIT! | shittycryptids teleporting cat s just regular housecat, but appears random places could have sworn just saw somewhere else defectivegembrain 's just cat axmxz literally any cat

Silly Memes For People Who Just Want To Laugh

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Funny memes about Studio Ghibli movies | parents talking to teen over table My daughter need talk s good diligent studies but have an unhealthy addiction lofi hip hop radio beats relax/study . | riverselkie want run away but like ghibli movie. like take block cheese loaf bread and some apples and wander through flower-specked mountains wrapped up shawl and happen wander into moving castle and fall love with cute wizard samalsoblogs deep woods, dragging dufflebag Kraft SinglesTM and hopelessly lo

Eighteen Studio Ghibli Memes Anyone Can Love And Appreciate

Informative and educational tumblr thread about how french writer alexandre dumas is black | miketalkstrash-deactivated20170 Let's not forget acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month writer two most well known stories worldwide Three Musketeers and Count Monte Cristo black man s excellence. latinagabi Let's not forget he played on screen by white man. And fact he black is barely ever mentioned or book he wrote inspired by his experiences.

Tumblr Thread Tackles The 'Forgotten' Blackness Of French Author Alexandre Dumas

Tumblr story about a selfless farmer god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and

Tumblr Story: Selfless Farmer With A Heart Of Gold

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Funny random memes | replacement head finally arrives mail. cat grabbing another cat's head through a hole in a box | Hey cool dream dream? Just now! About Npc Wojak talking to brain

Thirty-Six Random Memes That Are Free Of Anything 2020-Related

A funny Tumblr thread points out how creepy elves' eyes are from Lord of the Rings | O colonelmagpie Theory: Nobody who writes physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence: Q2S.12 J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord Rings (volume 2, p. 32 Legolas Elf claims be able accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (yel- low) 5 leagues away on bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means nonvisual perception, or have made lucky guess 1

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers With Scary Eyes

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Family stops for gas 100 miles into their road trip and realizes their pet cat is on the roof of their car, they decide to take him with them leaving no family member behind

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25 Fantastic Felines Flaunting Their Fascinating and Rare Fur Designs and Patterns

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Company says basic office supplies are for managers only, new hire brings his own and forces a policy change overnight: 'Facial tissues are not for non-managers'

Company says basic office supplies are for managers only, new hire brings his own and forces a policy change overnight: 'Facial tissues are not for non-managers'

Employee refuses to clock in for coworker who's always late, coworker accuses her of not being a team player: ‘You're getting me in trouble over nothing’

Employee refuses to clock in for coworker who's always late, coworker accuses her of not being a team player: ‘You're getting me in trouble over nothing’

16-year-old mom-to-be demands her stepmother take care of her baby during the day while she's at school: 'Everyone has told her multiple times that they aren't going to help her'

16-year-old mom-to-be demands her stepmother take care of her baby during the day while she's at school: 'Everyone has told her multiple times that they aren't going to help her'

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