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Funny random Tumblr posts | Cover memes of two girls playing with a vinyl record in what looks like one of those ab machines floor rollers with someone joking and asking if this is how lesbian sex works and another meme of someone asking TOO SOON on a plague joke and someone else points out that it has been a few centuries

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A toy egg cracks, and then a weird monster baby thing pops out | Grow Babies Play Vistns Ages 5. Criçinal Size Amusing! Funnyi eNovel about week ago found this goodwill, one those "grow water" toys but there's no pictures might be inside besides awful baby clipart, and am insanely curious about whats actually egg 15 hour adventure starting now

Tumblr Thread: Grow-In-Water-Egg Cracks, Monster Pops Out

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Tumblr thread on why Deer leave their fawns alone | fawn curled up beside fake deer which is used target practice | vampireapologist lot people are super upset by this, so here is reminder someone who has worked professionally with deer fawn tucked down alone like this is almost never an orphan. Fawns are extremely small, and their best defense is stay hidden as often as possible. Unless they are nursing or moving new spot, tucking themselves down grass or against bigger objects is their best de

Tumblr User Explains Why Lone Baby Deer Is Probably Fine

Funny random memes | balloon filled with water My bladder as soon as am bad situation where can't go toilet | Showed this my dad an he just didn't get e Del Monte mandarins juice 298g MIL Grion MILK atic sbury's Carmation esperat sbury's evaporated milk y Sainsbury's

Thirty-Nine Low-Quality (Yet Funny) Memes

A funny Tumblr thread about what it would look like if someone with ADHD could freeze time. | hey-look--squirrel Can have an ADHD character with ability freeze time because would be literally funniest and most epic thing like can imagine Need more time finish my assignment? Not worry time freeze oh no can't find my car keys and have be at work 2 minutes Time freeze*

Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

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Tumblr thread on why no one in Star Trek has pockets | jimkerk least realistic thing about star trek is starfleet uniforms don't have pockets and nobody complains about crisisoninfintefandoms My instinct is agree with this, but like really think about No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/ fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet. Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering code. No keys.

Tumblr Thread: Why No One on The USS Enterprise Has Pockets

A quick and educational Tumblr thread on the fully orbed owl | shiraglassman 's reminding do Duolingo practice demonladytakkuri real answer is really wants go away 's fledgling great horned owl, they're known being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known both climb trees and swim through still water pinch Most likely full scenario bird practicing flying, but fell because 's still kid and they do probably fell /by water then like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided not fact duck and he

Tumblr Thread: Fully Orbed Owls Are In Brawl Mode

clever tumblr posts | science--noise E(z) Time Traveler 1919 have day where honor our struggles Great War War End All Wars mean World War TT: Oh sh t 37,773 notes

A Few Clever Tumblr Posts That'll Speak Your Mind For You

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A Tumblr thread about how the scientific language makes for ridiculous reports | if read frog paper "specimen released field immediately after capture" chances are very good actually means is dropped damn frog and despite fact fell all over each other no one could recapture "

Tumblr Thread: Absurd Realities Of The Scientific Language

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go

Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

A quick and fun story about an aunt's wedding vows approach is actually true. | 98khj Fun family story my aunt marrying her wife everyone really excited but also dreading because my aunt is known her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so came time her say her vows she had shit ton cue cards her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took deep inhale and then unravelled all cue cards which were taped together and they all just read "HOT DAMN

Quick Story About An Aunt's Wedding Vows

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A quick Tumblr thread appreciates the different perspectives of blind and deaf people | just-shower-thoughts Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

Quick Tumblr Thread Appreciates Different Perspectives

Quick Tumblr thread calls out intellectual elitism | Criticize morgynleri by crea ever loving fuck is with "creative" writing professors who think speculative fiction any stripe ISN'T CREATIVE? thebibliosphere till remember my own creative writing teacher telling this because he saw Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like "aha, gotcha He had nerve pick up and call popularist fiction like somehow being popular and easily accessible made less inherent intellectual

Quick Tumblr Thread: Intellectual Elitism Gets Called Out

Funny tumblr posts about sloths | benwinstagram fact sloths aren't extinct somehow proves if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed STRANGEBEAVER.con

Tumblr Posts About Sloths That Are Really Funny

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A Tumblr thread describes all the wild medieval battle tactics. | Medieval castle stairs were often built ascend narrow, clockwise spirals so right- handed castle defenders could use their swords more easily. This design put those on way up at disadvantage (unless they were left-handed steps were also uneven give defenders advantage anticipating each step's size while attackers tripped over them. Source Source 2 Source

Tumblr Thread: Medieval Battle Tactics Were Wild

Funny random memes | Borat Life been rough on these past couple years give break OMG Thank- Life: HonoSEXUALS MPUTEES? NTALLY RETARI APE? DERASTY BetaSalmon NOT!! | Breaking News: Woman gives speech about poverty front golden piano. mematic.net Queen Elizabeth

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