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Tumblr thread calls out bodybuilding culture | actor has joined debate about objectification TV and film, saying both genders are judged equally on looks Source G -critical-feminist My god love her | cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn't

Tumblr Thread Says Movies Fuel Unrealistic Physical Standards

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.

Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

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A collection of totally random, and funny Tumblr gems | ghostdrama love old science fiction because 's all like S DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING DEEP CORNERS UNIVERSE" like god bless old sci-fi had such high hopes us Source: lampblack 362,951 no

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Funny tumblr posts about cats | prokopetz swear my cats have developed division labour comes pestering stuff. One them only bugs about empty food bowls, and other only bugs about empty water bowls never vice versa! prokopetz have literally watched cat who only asks water run and fetch other cat so she could give hell about food situation.

'Very Cat' Tumblr Posts Cat Owners Instantly Understand

Stories of sad and wholesome ape sign language from tumblr | Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language same way human parents teach their children only took Loulis days to learn his first Washoe. and aside the seven that his human handlers learned around him. he learned to speak in ASL just as

Tumblr Thread on Ape Sign Language Is a Feels Trip

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Tumblr user calculates value of human soul via golden fiddle value | broternia hate math tests because all throughout chapter 's like really easy shit and then think got and then test is like if throw triangle out car and car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is thing exists many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul mr-elementle Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according devil went down Georgia where Devil offers fiddle gold as an equal bet against soul.

Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS

Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

Funny random memes | Bilbo want yourself! Gandalf: inhales BILBO BAGGINS LOTR Inhaling Seagull | Honk chameleon squeezing a frog's face while they both stand on a branch

Thirty-Seven Mood-Improving Memes And Tweets

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A collection of funny, random, and hilarious moments from people on Tumblr | tearlessrain realized bothers about skyrim horses' head tracking. normal horses don't look at head on because they see better side. which implies skyrim horses are predators. | spinel-is-baby y'all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about fuuzis-trash-dump Pro Tip: Try think something embarrassing some else has done probably can't. Which means no one else remembers cringe thing did.

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A collection of funny gems from the world of Tumblr | mum, look at this picture took other day Mum: ooh hang on finds glasses 11 mins puts on cardigan 4 mins sits comfortably on sofa 3 mins hands her phone Mum: hits home button ooh 's gone?! | rebelwhodoesntknow are dancing queen, young and sweet, now quarantine konmariyourboyfriend can dance can jive, but can't go outside bigmammallama5 000000OHHH see girl, watch scene, but through window screen

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Tumblr user calculates Ash Ketchum's insane, superhuman strength | tabbibeard does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point he could break their sternums with his index finger pokemontrainerstorm REGRET EVERY INSULT EVER SAID ABOUT ASH MY LIFE mattysones heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack ash ketchum is shredded

Tumblr User Calculates Ash Ketchum's Superhuman Strength

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Funny and nerdy tumblr posts, lord of the rings, dungeons and dragons, dank memes | tardis-stowaway epidemiologist held monkey's paw. He knew its legend, but he thought if he wished something selfless, something not too vast, perhaps would come true without too high cost. He thought carefully, and then said wish proper handwashing technique become meme 202O And so did. 5,744 notes

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Funny random memes | see someone high school store but they don't see yet wirtlptrta Skeletor running away | much spinach start cooking vs much l end up with. forest

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Gamer gets driven insane by an invincible orc that he can't get rid of | POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING pissvortex this fucking orc named Skakuga Taunter has followed throughout this entire game, literally jumping out bushes make fun and then running away after throwing smoke bomb killed him and he came back with peg leg as Skakuga Unkillable hate this fucker

Gamer Driven To Insanity By Invincible Stalker Orc

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Funny random memes | My three personalities Squidward Patrick and Mr. Krabs sitting at a table | Babadook meme man Why can't just die like regular meme *Skreemns*

Forty-Two Miscellaneous Memes To Get The LOLs Goin'

Fallout player takes ultimate revenge on tons of players, as a maniacal barkeep | yes-sica God spent countless hours as teen playing on heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned into BEST PLACE TOWN poppin every night buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage, druid, and ranger played game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests waiting them with warm fire and plenty ale

Ultima Online Player Takes Ultimate Revenge As Maniacal Barkeep

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Dad sends 9 and 13-year-old kids to boarding school 10 miles away right before they lost their mother, stepmom demands they come home 2 years later despite their wishes: 'They finally felt their boarding school was home to them.'

Dad sends 9 and 13-year-old kids to boarding school 10 miles away right before they lost their mother, stepmom demands they come home 2 years later despite their wishes: 'They finally felt their boarding school was home to them.'

‘For the love of all things canine, teach your kids to ask before touching a dog’: Dad ignores a “Do Not Pet” vest and sends his daughter to pet Luna, the anxious rescue mid-training, then shouts at the owner for blocking them

‘For the love of all things canine, teach your kids to ask before touching a dog’: Dad ignores a “Do Not Pet” vest and sends his daughter to pet Luna, the anxious rescue mid-training, then shouts at the owner for blocking them

25 Fantastic Felines Flaunting Their Fascinating and Rare Fur Designs and Patterns

25 Fantastic Felines Flaunting Their Fascinating and Rare Fur Designs and Patterns

Person rescues both an abandoned kitten and, independently, an abandoned puppy on Halloween, and they instantly bond in a howl-loween miracle

Person rescues both an abandoned kitten and, independently, an abandoned puppy on Halloween, and they instantly bond in a howl-loween miracle

'Guess I'll take lunch then': New manager triples employees' workload, refusing to let anyone go home before everyone is done, employee uses their lunch break to "avoid" working

'Guess I'll take lunch then': New manager triples employees' workload, refusing to let anyone go home before everyone is done, employee uses their lunch break to "avoid" working

Family stops for gas 100 miles into their road trip and realizes their pet cat is on the roof of their car, they decide to take him with them leaving no family member behind

Family stops for gas 100 miles into their road trip and realizes their pet cat is on the roof of their car, they decide to take him with them leaving no family member behind

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