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A collection of funny gems from the world of Tumblr | mum, look at this picture took other day Mum: ooh hang on finds glasses 11 mins puts on cardigan 4 mins sits comfortably on sofa 3 mins hands her phone Mum: hits home button ooh 's gone?! | rebelwhodoesntknow are dancing queen, young and sweet, now quarantine konmariyourboyfriend can dance can jive, but can't go outside bigmammallama5 000000OHHH see girl, watch scene, but through window screen

Hilarious And Totally Random Tumblr Gems

Tumblr user calculates Ash Ketchum's insane, superhuman strength | tabbibeard does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point he could break their sternums with his index finger pokemontrainerstorm REGRET EVERY INSULT EVER SAID ABOUT ASH MY LIFE mattysones heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack ash ketchum is shredded

Tumblr User Calculates Ash Ketchum's Superhuman Strength

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Funny and nerdy tumblr posts, lord of the rings, dungeons and dragons, dank memes | tardis-stowaway epidemiologist held monkey's paw. He knew its legend, but he thought if he wished something selfless, something not too vast, perhaps would come true without too high cost. He thought carefully, and then said wish proper handwashing technique become meme 202O And so did. 5,744 notes

Just A Bunch Of Weird & Nerdy Tumblr Posts

Funny random memes | see someone high school store but they don't see yet wirtlptrta Skeletor running away | much spinach start cooking vs much l end up with. forest

Thirty-Two Miscellaneous Memes We Thoroughly Enjoyed

Gamer gets driven insane by an invincible orc that he can't get rid of | POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING pissvortex this fucking orc named Skakuga Taunter has followed throughout this entire game, literally jumping out bushes make fun and then running away after throwing smoke bomb killed him and he came back with peg leg as Skakuga Unkillable hate this fucker

Gamer Driven To Insanity By Invincible Stalker Orc

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Funny random memes | My three personalities Squidward Patrick and Mr. Krabs sitting at a table | Babadook meme man Why can't just die like regular meme *Skreemns*

Forty-Two Miscellaneous Memes To Get The LOLs Goin'

Fallout player takes ultimate revenge on tons of players, as a maniacal barkeep | yes-sica God spent countless hours as teen playing on heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned into BEST PLACE TOWN poppin every night buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage, druid, and ranger played game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests waiting them with warm fire and plenty ale

Ultima Online Player Takes Ultimate Revenge As Maniacal Barkeep

Funny random memes | Our cat forgotten outside. She activated our Ring come funny fish eye camera | man bought billboard advertising himself order get date Date Mark This could be sign been waiting Visit DatingMark.co.uk Image credits: Mark Rofe

Entertaining Memes And Tweets For Those Who Can't Stand The Boredom

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Tumblr thread gets a Star Wars-inspired twist | TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY "CAUSE MR. DARK SIDE Darth Vader playing a black flying V electric guitar inside the Death Star

Tumblr Thread: "Mr Brightside" Gets The Star Wars Twist

Tumblr user imagines a horror comedy movie where a pizza delivery guy ends up in the middle of different movies | giveamadeuschohisownmovie Concept horror comedy about pizza delivery guy who has deliver several last minute pizzas on graveyard shift gimmick is each house he visits is middle another horror movie. Like first house has serial killer chasing guests next house is zombie outbreak next house has swamp monster, and so on. And all pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering pizza. Also,

Tumblr User Imagines Horror Comedy, Stars Pizza Delivery Dude

Funny random memes | Ah, life is good hiclat 23 @will ent Saladin @ayyubidempire BRO THIS MAN GOT COOKIES SEWING KIT | ask mom her opinion new man. Parasite. abc

Forty-Two Funny Memes To Appease The Boredom Gods

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A brief Tumblr thread addresses the zombie apocalypse plot holes | kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits armor think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this? | gonna rip and tear my way through zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none undead hoards will be able get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh gotta stay inside most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming

Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes

Funny Tumblr post about how Hans Christian Andersen took it very personally when he got a negative review one time | don't feel bad if you're sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review hans christian andersen was found just sobbing face down in the dirt

Poor Hans

Tumblr thread on bros bonding together to use their brains | sandersstudies love genuinely innocent "boys will be boys Just saw guy come out frat house poke pair jeans they'd left outside they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed like twenty more boys came rushing out house going "YOO00000000" rebelminds heard grunting outside my window other night and there were four boys struggling push this giant snowball (like 7 foot diameter) down sidewalk. snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my

Tumblr Thread On Bros Bonding Together To Use Brain Cells

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A ridiculous Tumblr list of unverified history knowledge | confirmance Follow S perks--being-chinese gilbertbielschmidt seduce with ur history knowledge simaraknows vikings made their woman handle finances because they thought math is witchcraft

Facts And Fiction Collide In Fun "History" Thread

Tumblr thread describes a monster mold that has the powers of Medusa | unexplained-events photo above is closest humanity has ever come creating Medusa. If were look at this would die instantly | image is reactor core lava formation basement Chernobyl nuclear plant s called Elephant's Foot and weighs hundreds tons, but is only couple meters across. Oh, and regarding Medusa thing, this picture taken through mirror around corner hallway. Because wheeled camera they sent up take pictures destroyed

Tumblr Thread: Radioactive Lava-Like Material Has Medusa Powers