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Tumblr thread on how "ask" and "guess" people communicate | In some families, you grow up with the expectation that it's 0K to ask for anything at all, but you gotta realize you might get no for an answer. This is Ask Culture. In Guess Culture, you avoid putting a request into words unless you're pretty sure the answer will be yes. Guess Culture depends on a tight net of shared expectations. A key

Tumblr Thread: "Ask" People and "Guess" People

Tumblr thread calls out magenta for being an impossible shade of pink | rb this with ur opinion on this shade pink | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake and also hate | achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily is magenta real ALL IMAGES NEWS MAPS VIDEOS Violet and red two components magenta,

Tumblr Thread: Magenta Is Fake, Our Brains Are Tripping

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Funny random memes | feel like l'm forgetting about something cookies put oven 4 hours ago: Onackytuna | The Road to El Dorado Mayan gods, planning destroy world 2021 Dyslexic mayan who wrote down 2012

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A collection of totally random and funny Tumblr moments | bilanzarev so work at retirement home and one residents heard saying "mood" all time and she asked meant and now she won't stop saying another resident fell over and she just like "mood" spacedijks op are adding invasive elements fragile ecosystem, society is going collapse because this doujinshi mood | picsthatmakeyougohmm bbc.co.uk 9. First publication 10 be polite and show respect old days feudal Japan samurai warrior would shout are

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Boss robs a museum to prove a point about the museum's lack of security | flamefriendsshipped So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes tell full story fandomlovingweirdo Story

Employee Robs Museum To Call Out Lack Of Security

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Tumblr thread calls out bodybuilding culture | actor has joined debate about objectification TV and film, saying both genders are judged equally on looks Source G -critical-feminist My god love her | cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn't

Tumblr Thread Says Movies Fuel Unrealistic Physical Standards

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.

Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

A collection of totally random, and funny Tumblr gems | ghostdrama love old science fiction because 's all like S DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING DEEP CORNERS UNIVERSE" like god bless old sci-fi had such high hopes us Source: lampblack 362,951 no

Totally Random Tumblr Gems To Occupy Existing

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Funny tumblr posts about cats | prokopetz swear my cats have developed division labour comes pestering stuff. One them only bugs about empty food bowls, and other only bugs about empty water bowls never vice versa! prokopetz have literally watched cat who only asks water run and fetch other cat so she could give hell about food situation.

'Very Cat' Tumblr Posts Cat Owners Instantly Understand

Stories of sad and wholesome ape sign language from tumblr | Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language same way human parents teach their children only took Loulis days to learn his first Washoe. and aside the seven that his human handlers learned around him. he learned to speak in ASL just as

Tumblr Thread on Ape Sign Language Is a Feels Trip

Tumblr user calls BS on popular spirited away fan theory | don't want don't need petrichoriousparalian this scene is even more creepy realize Spirited Away metaphor sex industry Japan | eren-jaegars-butt oh vivvav OH FUCK'S SAKE! NO WASN'T JACKASSES Totoro's about dead girls Spirited Away is about sex know hear? Spirited Away made some friends Miyazaki's. Specifically ten-year-old daughters some friends he invited stay at his vacation home s fairly common Miyazaki decide he's going make movies

Tumblr User Calls BS On Sinister Subtext of "Spirited Away"

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Tumblr user calculates value of human soul via golden fiddle value | broternia hate math tests because all throughout chapter 's like really easy shit and then think got and then test is like if throw triangle out car and car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is thing exists many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul mr-elementle Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according devil went down Georgia where Devil offers fiddle gold as an equal bet against soul.

Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS

Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

Tumblr User Censors Avatar: The Last Airbender, Comedy Gold Ensues

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Funny random memes | Bilbo want yourself! Gandalf: inhales BILBO BAGGINS LOTR Inhaling Seagull | Honk chameleon squeezing a frog's face while they both stand on a branch

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A collection of funny, random, and hilarious moments from people on Tumblr | tearlessrain realized bothers about skyrim horses' head tracking. normal horses don't look at head on because they see better side. which implies skyrim horses are predators. | spinel-is-baby y'all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about fuuzis-trash-dump Pro Tip: Try think something embarrassing some else has done probably can't. Which means no one else remembers cringe thing did.

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Entitled family tries to cut the whole rental car line at the airport, traveler skewers them in front of everyone: '10 more groups of people have arrived after you and are now ahead of you!'

Entitled family tries to cut the whole rental car line at the airport, traveler skewers them in front of everyone: '10 more groups of people have arrived after you and are now ahead of you!'

Cat owner sues roommates after they kick her off the lease for having cats, judge sides with her and awards $880 in court: 'I was so nervous but felt that I could win'

Cat owner sues roommates after they kick her off the lease for having cats, judge sides with her and awards $880 in court: 'I was so nervous but felt that I could win'

20+ Times retail workers wanted to quit their jobs due to unruly customers: 'I turn around and see so many clothes on the floor'

20+ Times retail workers wanted to quit their jobs due to unruly customers: 'I turn around and see so many clothes on the floor'

Young boy falls in love with "stray" cat who visits him daily; vet finds his microchip and reveals he's been abandoned for almost a year, so his new family fights landlord to keep him: 'He is the greatest cat I've ever had'

Young boy falls in love with "stray" cat who visits him daily; vet finds his microchip and reveals he's been abandoned for almost a year, so his new family fights landlord to keep him: 'He is the greatest cat I've ever had'

Customer gives delivery driver snack and bottle of water, faces reprimanding from his wife: 'As a married woman, I don't like that'

Customer gives delivery driver snack and bottle of water, faces reprimanding from his wife: 'As a married woman, I don't like that'

15+ entitled house guests who overstayed their welcome: '[She] used the laundry machine more than 50 times in a single month'

15+ entitled house guests who overstayed their welcome: '[She] used the laundry machine more than 50 times in a single month'

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