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Pizza delivery driver describes their weirdest customers | cthulhu-with--fez p igotethulhu D An Incomplete List Noteable People l've Delivered Pizzas shinxy--wonderland: tybaar s coming up on year now since got my current job as pizza delivery girl, and thought this would be good time delve into little ever- expanding "WTFPIZZA" note keep on my cell helps remember some my more, uh interesting deliveries. So without further ado and no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left lasting

Tumblr Thread: Pizza Delivery Driver's Strangest Customers

Quick Tumblr post calls out the toxic nature of the male beauty standard | Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while middle writing so spared and will only get summed up version Long story short abs are supposed be covered with healthy, protective layer fat shape Jason Momoa is during his movies is achieved by diet designed lower his body fat unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is

Tumblr Post: Male Beauty Standard Is Toxic

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A quick Tumblr thread provides tips for dealing with anxiety | thesigilwitch just about spiral into bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube mouth not really sure where he got idea, and kinda laughed at because didn't see would help, but he insistent. So did And now on my second cube, because worked. thesigilwitch He explained his reasoning he got home.

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tips For Handling Anxiety

funny and weird tumblr posts | overtheunderpass my car and by stop light looked over at this guy looking at and smiling with thumbs up. so smiled back and gave him thumbs up and drove off and took about 15 minutes driving before realized he hitchhiker | eternalgirlscout will kill basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight pee pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected will pee pants: full promise grief and terror; absolutely devastating zerpderptwerp pants can't wait my pee too-easy-being-g

Weird & Funny Tumblr Posts For Lovers Of Quirky Humor

Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

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A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

birb comics funny cockatiel birds birbs lol web instagram art artist adorable cute aww animals tumblr | illustration drawing of a two birds and a piece of broccoli EW HATE THIS. BACK OFF BUT 'S MINE potatopato

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Funny tumblr posts and memes | 1 lordmeowdemort Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend purplethebunny dare make hear this with my own internal monologue. 108,737 notes >

Weird, Silly and Stupid Tumblr Gems

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Funny random memes | coffee order cark said my name Marc with c | been fourteen years since my boy Neil banged out tunes, thank Neil bangin' out tunes Neil banging out tunes April 13, 2006 rat playing xylophone

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Funny random Tumblr posts | tilthat TIL 2002 researcher found average 8-year-old British child could identify 80 Pokémon, but only 50 common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at

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A collection of funny and ridiculous gems from the world of Tumblr | Spongebob looking at sleeping Patrick about tell her missed bus my mom sleeping monsterpromlgbt than anything currently being shown off National History Museum This picture conveys more emotion | simnostalgia Fun Fact: Despite many times Sims has changed art styles, they'll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them new game. One example this is pigeon model they've been reusing and slightly changing since 2004. pizzaba

Totally Wacky And Funny Tumblr Gems

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funny tumblr birds list lol wtf weird birb noncomprehensive anger | King Vulture felted craft project equivalent haunted ventriloquist dummy very colorful bird with interesting protrusions on its head and beak

Tumblr User Creates Non-Comprehensive List Of Birds

Funny random memes | Yes lady thats Where eggs come But have wait Till lay them Lady? HAVE WAIT! | shittycryptids teleporting cat s just regular housecat, but appears random places could have sworn just saw somewhere else defectivegembrain 's just cat axmxz literally any cat

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Funny memes about Studio Ghibli movies | parents talking to teen over table My daughter need talk s good diligent studies but have an unhealthy addiction lofi hip hop radio beats relax/study . | riverselkie want run away but like ghibli movie. like take block cheese loaf bread and some apples and wander through flower-specked mountains wrapped up shawl and happen wander into moving castle and fall love with cute wizard samalsoblogs deep woods, dragging dufflebag Kraft SinglesTM and hopelessly lo

Eighteen Studio Ghibli Memes Anyone Can Love And Appreciate

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Informative and educational tumblr thread about how french writer alexandre dumas is black | miketalkstrash-deactivated20170 Let's not forget acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month writer two most well known stories worldwide Three Musketeers and Count Monte Cristo black man s excellence. latinagabi Let's not forget he played on screen by white man. And fact he black is barely ever mentioned or book he wrote inspired by his experiences.

Tumblr Thread Tackles The 'Forgotten' Blackness Of French Author Alexandre Dumas

Tumblr story about a selfless farmer god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and

Tumblr Story: Selfless Farmer With A Heart Of Gold

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Grandparents throw big barbecue for family and friends, grandson's girlfriend refuses to attend after they ask her to be the family photographer for free: 'I specifically booked that weekend off'

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Teen gets back at step-brother and step-mom who refuse to put gas in their shared car: 'I got up at 4 AM... and rode a bike'

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Boss gives hardworking employee a mere 2% raise, expects employee to take on several coworkers' task loads in return but they refuse: ‘Why are you hiring people who are not working?’

Boss gives hardworking employee a mere 2% raise, expects employee to take on several coworkers' task loads in return but they refuse: ‘Why are you hiring people who are not working?’

‘Some people just don't deserve ice cream’: Peanut-allergic customer impolitely demands employee jump through hoops to ensure vanilla ice cream is nut-free, but doesn't believe them when they fulfill her requests

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Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

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