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Funny random memes | replacement head finally arrives mail. cat grabbing another cat's head through a hole in a box | Hey cool dream dream? Just now! About Npc Wojak talking to brain

Thirty-Six Random Memes That Are Free Of Anything 2020-Related

A funny Tumblr thread points out how creepy elves' eyes are from Lord of the Rings | O colonelmagpie Theory: Nobody who writes physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence: Q2S.12 J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord Rings (volume 2, p. 32 Legolas Elf claims be able accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (yel- low) 5 leagues away on bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means nonvisual perception, or have made lucky guess 1

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers With Scary Eyes

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tumblr post sparrf this baby chick is almost too perfect shes got eyeliner and look at those cheeks.„ she is so round and beautiful

A star is born

Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.

Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

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m86-deactivated20171116 take these with you. it will be important in your quest sad-failing-student2 I'll take them even if they aint important in the quest two cute penguins in sweaters standing on a person's palms

Will take them everywhere

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

Tumblr thread about chinese guy smiling in old timey photo | black and white vintage photograph AMERICAN MUSEUM& NATURAL HISTORY Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone 1904 having fun omg

Tumblr Thread: Dude Actually Having Fun In an Old Picture

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Funny random memes | Spongebob biting lip push vacuum cleaner over spot dirt and hear crackle | Morty waking up youre sleeping and ur alarm hasnt went off yet but amount sleep ur getting is suspicious

Thirty-Six Entertaining Memes That Need No Explanation

Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different

Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

Funny and weird posts from Tumblr, dungeons and dragons, gaming, nintendo | lotterywinnersonacid Today student emailed over draft his es- say on 1984 and had clearly used thesaurus on every single word, and know this is because party slogan Big Brother is watching had become Enormous Sibling is viewing and lauged so hard cried wellmanicuredman big brother an intellectual: enormous sibling. vodcar country gnomes, take my bones cryptidfucky place, they don't belong

Weirdo Tumblr Gems That Just Work

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A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

Totally Random, Funny, And Bizarre Tumblr Nuggets

Funny random memes | scan 1000 year old Buddha statue revealed body monk hidden inside. ONO BODY Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Winner hide and seek competition 1019. | show somebody picture on phone and they start scrolling @ralphcocks Tomiy SXCE STOP man holding a STOP sign

Thirty-Four Random Tidbits Filled With Dumb Humor

Tumblr monster writing prompt short story | writing-prompt-s charge assigning every child on Earth monster under their bed. One child particular has caused every monster assigned him/her quit decide assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case 273402 Status: Disastrous stare at file and realize have no options, over last 2 years every monster assigned Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her four years,

Tumblr Monster Writing Prompt Invokes The Feels

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Funny memes and moments from comedian John Mulaney | Thirteen-year-olds are meanest people world. They terrify ihis day because 8th graders will make fun but an accurate way. They will get thing don't like about They don't even have look at long. They'll just be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at high waisted man. He got feminine hips And l'm like No s thing sensitive about.

Fifteen Times John Mulaney Had Us LOLing

Funny random memes | Frodo vs orc Lord of the Rings Guys with bar soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash | realizing someone hitting on 4 years later Lisa Simpson

Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

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15 Employees who quit instead of dealing with their working conditions: '2 weeks later I get a call... He's begging me to come back'

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Grandparents throw big barbecue for family and friends, grandson's girlfriend refuses to attend after they ask her to be the family photographer for free: 'I specifically booked that weekend off'

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Teen gets back at step-brother and step-mom who refuse to put gas in their shared car: 'I got up at 4 AM... and rode a bike'

Teen gets back at step-brother and step-mom who refuse to put gas in their shared car: 'I got up at 4 AM... and rode a bike'

Boss gives hardworking employee a mere 2% raise, expects employee to take on several coworkers' task loads in return but they refuse: ‘Why are you hiring people who are not working?’

Boss gives hardworking employee a mere 2% raise, expects employee to take on several coworkers' task loads in return but they refuse: ‘Why are you hiring people who are not working?’

‘Some people just don't deserve ice cream’: Peanut-allergic customer impolitely demands employee jump through hoops to ensure vanilla ice cream is nut-free, but doesn't believe them when they fulfill her requests

‘Some people just don't deserve ice cream’: Peanut-allergic customer impolitely demands employee jump through hoops to ensure vanilla ice cream is nut-free, but doesn't believe them when they fulfill her requests

Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

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