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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 21, 2024)

JR Atkinson

Dad of 5 kids in 6 years gets angry when doctor suggests his wife should space out her pregnancies, has another kid while being squatters getting evicted: 'We got our eviction notice a month before the due date'

Emmy Pratt

25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 19, 2024)

JR Atkinson

'Dating apps turn us all into HR managers': Singles bemoan having to 'reject so many people' on dating apps

JR Atkinson

Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: 'I'm pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents'

Emmy Pratt

Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True

John Summers

Feuding twin 60-year-old aunts throw 2 separate birthday parties on the same day, tell their family members and friends they can only go to one: 'They’re asking everyone to choose'

Emmy Pratt

39 Memes All in a Line

Emmy Pratt

40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 14, 2024)

JR Atkinson

27 Memes That Might Be In Their Late Twenties

Emmy Pratt

Social butterfly claims lonely people shouldn't complain about loneliness if all they do is watch Netflix, scroll TikTok, and stay at home all day, enrages agoraphobic introverts: 'This is a very privileged take'

Emmy Pratt

31 Memes to Take On

Emmy Pratt

30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 12, 2024)

JR Atkinson

30+ Memes For The Chronically Online

Emmy Pratt

Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True

John Summers

34 Memes For When The Chores Can Wait

Emmy Pratt