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new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

A Twitter thread about how even vampires don't like the bottom of the ocean | Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Vampires are immortal, right? So 's stopping them laying on couch all eternity watching TV? Like, really lazy shitty vamps. Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Man really lazy vampire could just order lots delivery food and cash on delivery dude blood.

Twitter Thread: Even Vampires Hate The Bottom Of The Ocean

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Employee doubles down on spelling of hamster as "Hampster" | Carol Blymire @CarolBlymire Jul 12, 2019 Replying CarolBlymire office space near client young woman meeting with her boss. She by my estimation her late 20s. Carol Blymire @CarolBlymire boss (also woman giving her feedback and reviewing edits she had made on something this young woman wrote. 5:21 PM Jul 12, 2019 1.3K 83 people are Tweeting about this Carol Blymire @CarolBlymire Jul 12, 2019 Replying CarolBlymire They had been speaking

Delusional Employee Defends Spelling of "Hampster"

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - m@thew 000 @TweetPotato314 the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats 6:34 PM - Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 30.2K Retweets 787 Quote Tweets 228K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (November 20th)

Mariel Ruvinsky

funny memes, relatable memes, memes, coronavirus, working class, work memes, healthcare pls, universal healthcare, student debt, capitalism, socialism, minimum wage, amazon, jeff bezos, rich people, taxes | trad girl and yes chad MY PARENTS AT 25 should start saving retirement IRA or 401k AT 25 If go sleep now then won't have pay food ahorteddreams | too poor afford affordable healthcare guess l'll die

Memes & Tweets For The Fed Up Working Class

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new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

Funny twitter meme, tweet that says the eagles won, what game? | rudy mustang @rudy_mustang Me: the eagles won last night Co worker: oh did you watch the game Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game

Eagles are a formidable opponent.

Fresh and funny tweets, clever tweets, relatable | Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so idea is make tiny little carrots Investor: eh Baby carrot inventor: BUT make sure they are always soaking wet Investor got yourself deal | Anna Fitzpatrick O @bananafitz my fave collective lie everyone has agreed is box q- tips says "do not use inside ear canal and consumer are like won't

23 Fresh Tweets For People Who Don't Want To Look At Twitter

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Twitter reacts to Logan Paul's podcast in which he defends Harry Styles' masculinity, gaslighting, candace owens, vogue | I've made fun of Logan Paul so much in the past and now I really have to acknowledge how impressed I am. This is a masterclass in addressing toxic masculinity with your friends and calling them out in a calm, thoughtful way.

Twitter Reacts To Logan Paul's Surprisingly Woke Stance On 'Manliness'

this week's pictures that are worth more than one thousand words thumbnail includes two pictures including a lion hugging its cub and two gorillas posing for a picture with two men

Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (21 images)

Mariel Ruvinsky

Funny Twitter fact-checking parodies, history memes, galileo, historical figures, donald trump, misinformation | GALILEO GALILEI @ItalianAstronomer not gonna lie fam been doing some research, and turns out sun is center solar system Learn more about European experts agree on Geocentric Model. Trust science. Listen experts | Rob Delaney robdelaney Spent lovely morning with my wife This claim is disputed

28 Twitter Fact-Checking Parodies That Bring Humor To The Madness

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collection of pictures worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of two bears hugging in water and another of an owl camaflauging against a tree

Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

Mariel Ruvinsky

new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

Various Twitter users describe their Thanksgiving traditions | Ghost @Ghost 7 Replying jimmyfallon Starting Christmas season early by declaring Home Alone" is now Thanksgiving movie #NewThanksgivingTraditions

Twitter Users Share Their Thanksgiving Traditions

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twitter, funny tweets, memes, puns, dumb jokes, stupid, funny, bread | John J Marley @johnjmarley Muffin Compares to You #ASongOrMovieForBread sinead o'connor | Spyder Webb @Spyder_Webb Doughemian Bapsody #ASongOrMovieForBread Is this the real loaf? Is this fantastic yeast? Cooked and then thick sliced For adverts on ITV? Dough you will rise Right up to the skies Now kneed! I'm a prize baker, I need no recipe Easy buns, easy dough

Twitter Trend #ASongOrMovieForBread Is The Pun Factory Of Our Dreams

twitter thread about little-known wild cats who are totally done with everything thumbnail includes two pictures of The Guiña a black fluffy wild cat and the tweet 'Bear - badly-drawn bee @soapachu 000 Replying to @soapachu The Guiña. What you get if you cross a domestic cat, a panther and a bear, but make it really small, because this one comes in at 5.5lbs / 2.4kg. Native to Argentina and Chile. O ENRIQUE COUVE, FAR SOUTH EXP 8:41 PM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App 394 Retweets 120 Quote Tweet'

Little-Known Wild Cats Appreciation (Twitter Thread)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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UPDATE: 'I chose to leave. I gave his ring back and told him we’re done': 27-year-old calls off engagement after her fiancé insists on buying a remote cottage 3 hours away from her job, risking her career

UPDATE: 'I chose to leave. I gave his ring back and told him we’re done': 27-year-old calls off engagement after her fiancé insists on buying a remote cottage 3 hours away from her job, risking her career

19-year-old new employee puts 50-year-old baker in her place: 'Cat needs an attitude adjustment'

19-year-old new employee puts 50-year-old baker in her place: 'Cat needs an attitude adjustment'

24 Dog Funnies to Frolick With All Over the Dog Park

24 Dog Funnies to Frolick With All Over the Dog Park

Endless List of 50+ Feline Funnies as Endless as Your Love for Cats

Endless List of 50+ Feline Funnies as Endless as Your Love for Cats

15+ Workers who quit on the spot and shared what happened next: 'The best part was the HR lady calling me every day for 2 weeks'

15+ Workers who quit on the spot and shared what happened next: 'The best part was the HR lady calling me every day for 2 weeks'

Article 13 Has Inspired Some Hysterical Knockoff Memes

Article 13 Has Inspired Some Hysterical Knockoff Memes

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