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Holden @holdenberry • 9h Is my life a joke to you rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed • I Ih what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like "i'm holden berries" and everyone would think you're holding berries lmaoooo 0 37 2.2K 19.8K

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Fresh and relatable twitter gems, funny tweets | Emma Pettit @EmmaJanePettit Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened page "Sausage 10:18 AM 6/26/20 Twitter iPhone

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Twitter thread on Carl Reiner | Matthew Rosenberg O @AshcanPress HERER have Carl Reiner story hold very dear figured l'd share today, on day his passing, because hope will bring some other people some joy way does

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Man accidentally invites a raccoon into his hammock while he's hanging out | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

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A Twitter thread with multiple nostalgic elementary school memories | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school THREAD running a finger through wall bricks | melina @melmadara static came these blue plastic chair

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Funny memes about animals | This woman will put bees office Ram @soriety can stop her or is just happening no matter | "Things will get back normal by July" July: giant chicken on a beach

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Funny moments of James Fridman trolling | Greg @gmail.com> James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com Hi James, will make look like bad police are on their way. boy? NO SUNGLASSES NO FANNY PACKS NO TATTOOS NO MUSTACHE

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Twitter thread about an incredibly believable scammer | Pieter Gunst @DigitalLawyer Oooof just subjected most credible phishing attempt experienced date. Here were steps:

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Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Funny random memes and tweets, funny memes, dank memes, stupid memes | Whale Shark @Vhalechark could pass Washington Shire sauce Her Westminster Shore sauce Her: are having stroke Warcaster Shiner sauce Her: hello, 911 need an ambulance Willmington Scone sauce Her: please s getting worse Wank | have keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking Spongebob sitting in fire

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Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | bee is willing end 's own life just cause tiny amount pain can relate level pettiness. | Heineken thank They sing because they can.

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

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An animator calls out a whiny consumer in Twitter thread | Noogat @NoogatDelight Primetime animation is quite possibly one most sterile fields animation, and can thank FG/ Other animated Family Sitcoms pioneering Artists who work on these shows are incredibly limited they can, and cannot do; and is by design. 10:00 pm 15/6/20 Twitter Android

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Entitled couple from Allen Texas roasted after tweet about shredded cheese: My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service | faces national tragedy Migrant Mother 1936 (by Dorothea Lange, FSA) and "But Had Wait My Shredded Cheese 2020

Entitled Texas Couple Roasted For Meltdown Over Shredded Cheese

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Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'

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21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'

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New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

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Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

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