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funny rnadom memes and tweets | My phone, keys and wallet running super late Lets Split Up Gang! fred from the scooby gang. tweet by KentingtonC saying Eat rich and being Marxist showing up job interview at corporation so won't die starvation: good janet bad janet from the good place

Memes & Shitposts For Mood-Improving Purposes

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked

'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

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Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

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Couple gets into an argument over a lobster dinner and it ends up going viral on Twitter | Don't ask want eat then tell pick something else ever again don't like way talk at all offering get food going out my way do so also get want sorry this time can't

Couple's Fight Over Lobster Dinner Goes Viral

Funny meme, villagers, shrek, funny tweet about michigan guys who look like the villagers from shrek.

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Depressing Twitter thread about the high costs of paying for a college or graduate education in the United States | tweet by Grandpa_Rufus had mine down about $26 unable continue payments and now its $50k am glad they can add thousands fees federally back loan never goes away

Depressing Twitter Thread Details The High Costs Of Education In America

Funny twitter exchange about girl whose sister told her that the paper with kisses (chocolate) is edible, gets pranked again by person responding | when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year. they are !!! wait for real?? why would you believe in this again

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Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car | tweet by thedad Text dad this now 's makin weird sounds Post replies. IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil. 100% Pure Olive Oil IMPORTED put oil my car and now 's makin weird sou nds? Does sound like olives can Lol Delivered Now have drain olive out

Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car

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Funny random memes, tweets and Tumblr posts | winnie the pooh bending over while piglet watches in concern: fine fine just got right nads. tiny flashlight casting a big light while a bigger flashlight casts a smaller light: ladies please just hear out

Entertaining Roundup Of Random Memes, Tweets, And Everything In Between

Writer of men in black told not to mansplain the story he wrote | tweet by ed solomon At cafe where l'm writing people next were disagreeing about origins Men Black said If like could clear up one responded sorry do not need an old white male's mansplanation So apologized and

Writer of Men In Black Told Not To Mansplain Men In Black, Has Happy Ending

A collection of ridiculous moments that are filled with facepalm | don't see people can stay one place rest their life and not explore world Leonard Washington richposlim Poverty

Daunting Moments Of Disappointing Facepalm

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Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | four buckets resting on a table attached to strings. Table held up by buckets resting on. different birds mid flight edited without their wings

Twenty-Five Humorous Memes For A Dose Of Random Entertainment

A collection of tweets from women describing the red flags that they get from guys on dating apps | tweet by Danielle elleinadspir My recent fav "married but not into monogamy" wonder his wife knows he's not into Thanks pass.

Women Tweet Red Flags From Dudes On Dating Apps

Funny random memes and tweets | child crying dramatically: *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg know gonna grow stomach 7 yr old. tweet by ginadivittorio My Dad raised conservative Catholic household but has really made strides since having kids be open minded and has even recently become LGBTQ activist because my sister, she's not gay but she dyed her hair blue recently and he doesn't know difference

Thirty-Seven Totally Pointless Posts

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Guy tells a ridiculous story of his experience playing Skyrim, and how he unintentionally adopted a dog | tweet by PatrickLenton worst part Skyrim found dog whose owner died cabin, and then course had adopt dog bc not monster

Guy's Skyrim Story Is An Emotional Rollercoaster

Funny random posts from Twitter | tweet by kaiteasley therapist: have considered maybe not sabotaging own life Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump BORING!

Thirty-Three Twitter Tidbits To Eliminate The Tedium

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'I do all the work for him to get all the credit': Employee discovers he's leaving the company after boss announces his departure at a company-wide meeting

'I do all the work for him to get all the credit': Employee discovers he's leaving the company after boss announces his departure at a company-wide meeting

Dad earning $200K a year asks stay-at-home mom to limit excess spending to $600 per week, she refuses to do so: 'Once the $600 is spent, she will just reach for another credit card'

Dad earning $200K a year asks stay-at-home mom to limit excess spending to $600 per week, she refuses to do so: 'Once the $600 is spent, she will just reach for another credit card'

Father catches neighbor giving his son’s basketball to their kid, claims it’s a birthday present: 'I felt bad for the kid, so I let him keep it'

Father catches neighbor giving his son’s basketball to their kid, claims it’s a birthday present: 'I felt bad for the kid, so I let him keep it'

48 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Being the Most Cat They Can Get

48 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Being the Most Cat They Can Get

"‘I have no interest"’: Manager's new elderly employee refuses to complete his job duties simply because he doesn't want to do them, upper management fails to re-train or fire him

"‘I have no interest"’: Manager's new elderly employee refuses to complete his job duties simply because he doesn't want to do them, upper management fails to re-train or fire him

'Please record the entire encounter': HOA sends letter to resident demanding they pay pet rent for their unauthorized "cat", only to find out that it's neither fluffy nor feline

'Please record the entire encounter': HOA sends letter to resident demanding they pay pet rent for their unauthorized "cat", only to find out that it's neither fluffy nor feline

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