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edge2cats Uses Machine Learning to Turn Your Cat-Related Nightmares Into a Reality

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NASA Discovered Seven New Planets, So You Know People Are Freaking the F Out

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Girl Live-Tweets About Returning Misplaced Phone, Reveals Siri Is an Unreliable Snitch That's Way Too Liberal With Private Info

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The World Just Realized John Legend Looks Like Arthur, The Cartoon aardvark, and Maybe There's a Lesson In This About Sharing or Something

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Twitter Expresses the Pain of Forgetting Your Headphones at Home

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What Started as an Airline Complaint was Quickly Hijacked By a Twitter Scammer and Ends With Everyone Getting a Lesson in the Perfect Fake Credit Card Number

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The Govenment Has Officially Banned Nickelbacks, Plus Several Other Shitty Bands

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When Tom Hanks Finds a Lost Glove He Tweets About it and We Aren't Totally Sure Why

Seth Rogen Found Out Donald Trump, Jr Follows Him On Twitter, So He's Been Sliding Into His DMs

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Seth Rogen Makes It His Goal to Save America By Sliding Into Donald Trump Jr's DMs on Twitter

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When Tom Hanks Finds a Lost Glove He Tweets About it and We Aren't Totally Sure Why

Phil Jackson Photographed Riding NYC Bus Looking Depressed AF, Internet Strikes With Flood of Hilarious Reactions

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Conor McGregor Bobs and Weaves and Trolls 'Retired' Floyd Mayweather Into A Corner, After Rumors of Super Fight

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People Find Questionable Donald Trump Tweet From 2014, and You Can Imagine What Follows

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The GOP Threw Any Old Quote on a Picture of Lincoln For Lincoln's Birthday, So Now Everyone's Getting in the Game

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