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Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats

If thoughts are birds, Twitter is the window they all fly into. Here are some funny tweets to make you think about all the weird and dumb thoughts people are having all around you every second of every day. As it turns out, our most strongly held opinions are the most minute, inconsequential ones.

Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner
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Old Wives Tales Debunked (8 Tweets)

@DailyBlastLive is putting all those old wives tales on blast! Turns out stress can actually turn someone's hair gray, but the rest of the rumors you're about to read through get properly shut down. 

Various Old Wives Tales unpacked for not being true.
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A Hole Lot Of Bagel Tweets

We love bagels. And bagels love us. Presumably. Maybe not. 

But our love for bagels runs deep -- much like the rest of the world who have vocally expressed their love for bagels on Twitter. 

Here are some of the best bagel-related tweets you'll ever come across: 

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Woman Goes to Screening of Cats, Goes about as Well as it Should

The disastrous flop that was the movie Cats has given a lot of material to justifiably hate on, hence these random and hilarious observations on Cats as well as these funny one sentence reviews of Cats. @BrydieLK went to an outdoor screening and it went about as well as one would think.

Woman's Twitter story about going to Cats movie screening doesn't go well.
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Twitter Is Having A Field Day Over 'Baby Alzheimer's' Parodies

Alzheimer's Disease is no laughing matter, but these Twitter memes certainly are. When Twitter user Lira Mercer asked followers their thoughts on infant vaccinations, one person responded saying they were against them, asserting that as a consequence babies can acquire "Down syndrome, Alzheimer's, etc." 

Of course, this person probably meant to say autism and not "Alzheimer's," but the damage has already been done. Now let the facepalm fest commence.

Funny Twitter memes and reactions to someone on Twitter asserting that babies can develop Alzheimer's Disease from vaccines
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Guy Cuts Books In Half, Twitter Debates Moral Implications

Twitter user @alex_christofi ignited quite the passionate debate about whether it's okay or not to cut books in half. The guy's either a visionary of sorts, or a total mad lad. 

Guy decides to cut his books in half to make them more portable, and Twitter users debate whether that's okay | tweet by alex_christofi Yesterday my colleague called book murderer because cut long books half make them more portable. Does anyone else do this? Is just me
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Twitter Is Having A Field Day Over 'Baby Alzheimer's' Parodies

Alzheimer's Disease is no laughing matter, but these Twitter memes certainly are. When Twitter user Lira Mercer asked followers their thoughts on infant vaccinations, one person responded saying they were against them, asserting that as a consequence babies can acquire "Down syndrome, Alzheimer's, etc." 

Of course, this person probably meant to say autism and not "Alzheimer's," but the damage has already been done. Now let the facepalm fest commence.

Funny Twitter memes and reactions to someone on Twitter asserting that babies can develop Alzheimer's Disease from vaccines
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Clownish People Who Got Rejected Meme Their Pathetic Attempts

Let's not beat around the bush here; getting rejected sucks, big time. These brave Twitter users decided to meme themselves by posting a pic of their romantic rejection messages next to a selfie, captioning it "The Rejection...the Clown." 

Of course, the attempts weren't actually that clownish for the most part, but who doesn't love a little self-deprecating humor from time to time? We certainly get a kick out of it.

Funny Twitter memes about getting romantically rejected entitled, "The Rejection, The Clown"
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Thirty-Eight Tweets For Your Procrastination Pleasure

Tweets. They're short, they're sweet, and sometimes they're funny as hell. That makes them the perfect way to kill time before it's quitting time on Friday. You're going to make it through work, and we're going to help you.

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Uptight Plane Passenger Inspires Hilarious Thread About Armrest Etiquette

While heading to the festive film-loving crowds of snowy Sundance, writer Rachel Handler found something to write about even before her plane took off. The Vulture reporter took to Twitter when her "neighbor" loudly consulted Siri regarding "middle seat etiquette" on airplanes. The woman turned to Handler with the results of her query: she was legally entitled to both armrests for the duration of the flight. 

While Handler did not take issue with the findings, the manner in which this woman staked her legal claim left something to be desired. And their interactions didn't stop there. Handler consistently updated the thread with more of the woman's entitled antics, leaving people both impressed and entertained by the behavior. While we don't think thatSirishould ever be consulted regarding matters of humanity and kindness, the whole thing is pretty damn funny. We're also willing to bet that Handler was anything but bored on her journey. 

Funny Twitter thread about a woman on her way to Sundance. Her seatmate on the flight consulted siri to see what middle seat etiquette is, hilarity ensures, rachel handler
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Twitter Users Share Questions They Hate Being Asked

Twitter users are sharing those questions that they're just plain old tired of being asked. Some people really need to exercise a little bit more self awareness when it comes to things like asking questions before someone's had that first cup of coffee, or even worse, asking a question that could've easily been Google'd. 

A collection of Twitter replies to the questions that people are tired of being asked.
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Thirty-Eight Aimless Memes To Please Your Eyes

Do you like memes? If so, you've come to the right place because we have a plethora of memes just for you. 

Check out our latest gallery of random content here!

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Woman Live Tweets Open Air Screening Of "Cats" Movie

Twitter user @BrydieLK, live tweeted her experience attending an open air screening of the "Cats" movie. In case you missed it, "Cats" has been busy cultivating quite the array of hilarious and spicy reviews when it comes to people's experiences with the disorienting film. In this case, it looks like nature itself stepped in to spare a potentially deeply regretful audience that didn't know what they were signing up for. 

Woman on Twitter live tweets her experience seeing "Cats" the movie outdoors.
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Twenty-Two Worker Memes For The Non-Trust Fund Kids

We all have to go to work to pay the bills in order to just survive - unless you're a trust-fund baby who inherited millions from your rich uncle (in which case get out of here). Just kidding, you can stay if you want to see how the rest of us plebes live. 

Click here for more relatable work memes.

Funny memes and tweets about work, working, jobs | man eating popcorn on a lazyboy chair watching a globe burn: have been telling management about problem weeks and now just like. tweet by msexcel many hours week do spend Excel? tweet by Consult Replying msexcel More than spend with my family
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