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Woman's Cat Poops All Over Bed During Hookup In Embarrassing 'Sexcapade'

After a long year, many single people of the world are excited about ending the awful sexual dry spell in which we were forced to endure. Sexcapdes is a column about hilarious and cringe-worthy stories of naughty sexual debauchery gone fabulously wrong! Today's Sexcapade story is one where lady's night really took a shitty turn when she attempted to bring her date home for some adult fun only to have her night be completely ruined by no one other than her furry little feline friend. Brace yourselves!

Woman's Cat Poops All Over Bed During Hookup In Embarrassing 'Sexcapade' | thumbnail text - SEXCAPADES| "So we stood there, naked, CHEEZ cake covered in cat poop, not sure what the f*ck to do." RIDICULOUS TALES OF SEXUAL DEBAUCHERY
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Teen Girl Yelled At By Parents For Allowing Her Uncle To Buy Her Pads And Tampons

Getting your period can be very uncomfortable for teen girls. For whatever reason, we are subtly taught to be ashamed of our monthly cycle and are encouraged to hide this very pertinent part of our lives. You might think the world has made some progress in terms of celebrating womanhood, but there are still people who try to convince young girls that their period is gross, and they need to learn how to 'control it'.

Teen Girl Yelled At By Parents For Allowing Her Uncle To Buy Her Pads And Tampons| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/aitapads · 6h O 1 9 4 e 6 3 3 14 AITA for not paying my uncle back
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Woman Reveals Hilariously Awkward Sexcapade With Coworker

We've all had those nights when we should have just stayed on the couch. Nights when that last drink - or drinks - were completely unnecessary and ultimately changed the course of your entire existence...OK, maybe that's a bit dramatic, but this, friends, is one of those nights. Today's Sexcapade story is one where a woman learns the hard way that sometimes the vagina does not know best especially when it is fed tequila. Well, not literally. Read this story of drunken sexual debauchery that turned into a really shitty situation - but like, literally. 

Woman's Colostomy Bag Leaks All Over Guy's Bed In Embarrassing 'Sexcapade' | thumbnail text - Sexcapades Ridiculous tales of sexual debauchery...
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Vibrator Tweets Which Made Us Vibrate With Laughter

There's no time like the present, and thankfully the present comes with modern technology - such as the wonderful vibrator. Since they were introduced into popular culture, the V has never been better, and as a result, we've never looked fresher. The people of Twitter are not ones to shy away from vibrators, and tweet hilariously clever stuff about it on a daily basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators we saw this week. 

Funny tweets about vibrators | thumbnail text - dan ... @dadopotamus my 3 year old walked into our living room with company over and started belting out her favorite song using my wife's vibrator as her microphone. this is the single greatest moment of my life. 11:31 PM · May 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Woman Engaged To Random Man Who Told Her To Find A BF On Twitter

They say that if you go searching for love, you won't find it. Instead, it's best to focus on living your best life, and the right one will present themselves in the most unexpected circumstances. But sometimes, love can manifest itself in a way you never thought possible even when you search for it. One couple who knows a thing or two about this are Twitter users @KatieKatCubs and @TBrown_80, who have just got engaged three years after meeting on Twitter. Terry replied to Katie's tweet about her despair in finding a man, telling her that the best place to find love was Twitter. He wasn't wrong! Read their crazy story below.

Story of Woman who got Engaged To Random Man Who Told Her To Find A BF On Twitter - cover pic | twitter conversation bad Katie @KatieKatCubs Asked married guys at work where meet single guys. Here's they came up with 1. Strip club 2. Any bar, anywhere at 1:30am
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Husband Gets Ultimatum From Wife Because His 'Work Wife' Constantly Messages After Hours

A woman took to the popular Reddit thread, Am I The A**hole, to ask if she was right to give her husband an ultimatum when it came to his new female coworker who was infatuated with him. She was sick of the way the coworker would contact her husband, "Multiple times a day at all hours of the day and night she will call and text him for help" and felt that she was crossing all kinds of boundaries. She ended the post saying, "He can either to be married to me, or married to her, but I wasn't going to be the third wheel in my own marriage. He says he does not have feelings for her and that I am overreacting to him just wanting to help a friend. I feel otherwise. AITA?" Of course, Redditers jumped to her defense, reassuring her that she was totally within her right to call her husband out on his shady behavior. Read through her dilemma below, along with the advice she received. And always, always trust your gut when it comes to this type of behavior in relationships. Boundaries exist for a reason, and a partner who can't honor those boundaries does not respect you or your relationship.

Woman gives husband ultimatum after not setting appropriate boundaries with woman at work | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/coworkerthrowaway999 2 days ago 8 7 98 E 14 AITA for telling my husband he is either married to me or his co-worker? Not the A-hole My (37f) husband (40m) has been working at his company for 10 years as a maintenance supervisor. About a year ago they hired Tabitha* to work in their accounting department. Since the day she first started working there, she has had an infatuation
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Guy Accuses His Brother's Wife Of Cheating Because She Started Wearing Makeup

Having not put on a full face of makeup for the best part of a year, I jump at any opportunity to get dressed up. Or at least to feel like I've put some effort into my appearance, because how long can a girl wear sweats and have her hair in a messy bun before she goes insane? So I fully support any woman who puts on makeup to feel good about the way she looks, even if it's to stay at home. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees with me. One guy posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole, explaining that his wife, who received some makeup as a gift, has started experimenting with different looks, adding that "she's really talented with it, and she's having a lot of fun." So far, so good.

That is until his brother "decided she must be posting pictures or sending pics to some dude or multiple dudes," aka, she must be cheating because there's no other explanation as to why she'd suddenly be wearing makeup. Of course, women only wear makeup to cheat on their partners, right? The woman's husband called his brother an "insecure, testicle grabbing, chauvinist man-baby," which obviously didn't go down well. Read the whole story below, and see how quickly Redditor's jump to her defense, commend the OP for his healthy attitude towards the entire thing and call out the toxic brother-in-law for projecting all hit sh*t onto his brother's wife.

brother accuses sister-in-law of cheating because she starts wearing makeup, husband goes insane | thumbnail Font - Posted by u/throwaway47757954325 5 days ago 3 8 8 2 67 285 3 78 79 AITA for calling my brother an "insecure, testicle grabbing, chauvinist man-baby" over his comments about my wife's makeup? Not the A-hole That's the actual quote. I'm still pissed as hell but maybe I went too far here. My brother and I are both late 30s. We get along fine most of the time, but my brother doesn't do
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Woman Reveals The Double-Standard Behind How We View Violence By Women Vs. By Men

You have probably heard this at least once before, but men and women get treated quite differently. I think it's called inequality? I don't know, it's so embedded into our culture it's hard to even recognize it sometimes.

Seriously, you can see the inequality in almost every context. It's the kind of thing where, once somebody points it out to you, you can't go back to ignoring it. This woman shared on Tumblr how it is especially apparent in the media.

Woman Reveals The Double-Standard Behind How We View Violence By Women Vs. By Men| thumbnail text - bau-liya so women are supposed to grin and bear the books, the comics, the movies, the plays, the tv shows, the stories, the sci-fi, the translated Ig millennia of men writing about their self inserts torturing women and it being declared as High Art by other men, we're supposed to read it in our free ancient poems, the f
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Woman Asks If She's Wrong For Blasting Music To Drown Out Neighbor's Loud Kids

Moving to a new house is always a roll of the dice regarding what type of neighbors you'll get. You might luck out and end up living next to people who respect your privacy, don't make a loud noise, and are friendly at just the appropriate level. Or, you might land yourself nightmare neighbors who make your life a misery. Unfortunately, there isn't any way of knowing until you've moved. One woman, whose new neighbors fell into the latter category — in the form of noisy kids, decided to take action and drown out the noise by playing loud music. She posted on Reddit's Am I the As*hole, asking whether she was in the wrong for doing so. 




woman wants to know if she's wrong to blast music to drown out her neighbors loud kids | thumbnail text - Posted by u/AITAthrowkidsstfu 3 months ago 2 AITA for telling my neighbour I will just blast music over her kids yelling Not the A-hole I (f26) moved into a new house that I purchased. My new neighbour a two days later came over to say hello and asked if we had kids. I said no and she pretty much said (not word for word) "oh I hope you don't mind all the noise mine make, they can get very lo
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Insanely Naive Man Believes Women Actually Enjoy Getting A Pap Smear

There are many things a pap smear is, but pleasurable is definitely not one of them. Shoving a speculum way up there to scrape cells off the cervix in order to check them for cancer sounds like the opposite of a good time. I thought this harsh truth was common knowledge up until I came across a tweet in which a woman documents her convo with a man about pap smears at the gyno. Once she gave him some insight into what does down at a pap smear, he tried to respond in solidarity, but failed miserably, stating that it could be awkward if "they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan." Yep, yikes. Scroll down for the hilarious responses of the Twitter sphere. 

Man believes woman get pleasure from a pap smear | thumbnail text - SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs surely men don't think we. enjoy pap smears I mean it's not as awkward as the gyno Why's that haha What's the difference You don't have a metal contraption shoved up your vagina and people shoving things up there for tests and shit That's what I was expecting but didn't know for sure Yeah happens yearly Yea, that can get awkward especially if they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan once Imao Tha
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Woman Wants To Report Therapist For Breaking Confidentiality By Speaking To Her Stepmom

Confidentiality between therapists (and all other medical professionals) and their clients is kind of a big deal, which, if breached, is cause for dismissal and removal of their medical license. I mean, if I found out my therapist had shared information discussed in our sessions with someone else, I'd be furious. But If I discovered that she'd shared it with anyone in my family, it would be a whole new level of hell. A hell which one girl found herself in when she found out her therapist had been sharing notes from their sessions with her new stepmom.

patient wants to report therapist who broke confidentiality and spoke to her stepmom | thumbnail text - Posted by u/ThrowA3097 2 days ago 20 15 S 14 44 AITA For reporting my therapist after she disclosed information to my stepmom? Not the A-hole I (20f) lost my mom in 2018 in a car accident. It was sudden it was devastating and I had no one to turn to for support. My dad married my stepmom a year later. I currently live with them preparing for medical school. I have to say I'm not that excited t
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Relatable Tweets About Barely Surviving Your Period

The fact that women have to go through their painful periods once a month should be illegal. Ain't nobody got time to go through that kind of pain on a monthly basis. If the intense cramps and blood rushing out of your uterus weren't already enough, we also have to be bloated and emotional. The whole ordeal is worn out already in my opinion. We should be trying something new at this point. The women of Twitter have had it up to here with their period struggles, and are set on letting the whole world know. Here are this week's most relatable tweets about having to undergo your period once a month. 

Funny tweets about period pain | thumbnail text - ethereal bisexual @_sapphic_bitch I know god is a man because if god was a woman why would she make periods like this 11:21 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Childfree Woman With Demanding Job Upset At Moms For Claiming Monopoly On Tiredness

We all have that one friend who just cannot stop 'sneak-bragging' about how overwhelmed they are, how they just barely have enough time to eat or sleep or exercise. Yet it seems as though they really make the time to tell you all of this, literally every single day. And of course, they never ask you about your life and your duties, because they're so cute and little compared to hers. You couldn't possibly understand what it's like to be tired! Why is it always a competition of who is busier? I know this must be making you think of somebody.

Before we get into this aggravating 'Am I The A-hole' post, if you feel pissed off already and want to scream, feel free to let it all out.

childfree woman with demanding job upset at friends who claim monopoly on tiredness | thumbnail text - AITA for saying people without kids can also get tired? Not the A-hole This is probably really stupid. I really don't think I'm the AH here but my friends are split..unsurprisingly pretty evenly along lines of who has kids and who doesn't. Basically I (34f) have a really demanding job. I work long hours, never really get to turn off, and have a crap contract which means unemployment is always l
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Women Confess The Biggest Mistakes They Made In Their 20's

Nobody wants to live with regrets, but we all have them. It's nearly impossible to avoid them, because every time we do one thing, we're missing out on another experience. Plus, the grass is always greener on the other side. Those of us that spent college partying and getting bad grades regret not trying hard enough, and those of us who spent every Friday night in the library after-hours regret not partying enough. You can't win! Unless of course, you believe that everything happens for a reason, and you accept that every decision led you to where you are today, and that is exactly where you are meant to be... but that's some deep introspective sh*t.

Women Confess The Biggest Mistakes They Made In Their 20's| thumbnail text - jalapenorthwest · 5d I wish i made out with more random guys, honestly G Reply 1 27 3 ...
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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Everybody has their own preferences about how they want their significant other to present themself. Some people like the e-boy look with their painted nails and hand tattoos. Some people prefer the sporty look where they got on their sweatbands and short shorts. And some people simp over hipsters in beanies, flannels, and aggressive man-buns. There really is someone for everyone. However, just because someone's 'look' isn't your cup of tea, it doesn't change how manly, masculine, or mature they are.

So if you want to avoid being roasted on Twitter, my advice would be: Go ahead, share and celebrate your type, but don't try to use something as superficial as style as a basic standard for what qualifies a 'real man.'

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.
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Woman Fuming After Coworker Steals Her Sonogram For Pregnancy Prank Against Ex BF

A new baby on the way is exciting news! Generally, people can't wait to tell their friends and family about the bundle of joy that they're about to bring into the world. Usually, people express their excitement for the expecting parents, and everyone goes on their merry way. A Reddit user recently expressed her deep-seated concern about a coworker who stole the picture of the shared sonogram to prank her ex-boyfriend into thinking the baby was his. The mom-to-be took to Reddit to ask if she's the a**hole for freaking out about it. Read the thread, and decide for yourself. 

woman fuming after coworker uses her sonogram to prank ex bf into thinking she's pregnant | thumbnail text - Posted by u/EffectiveLong3 4 days ago AITA for getting upset with one of my coworkers who used my sonogram to 'fool' her exboyfriend into thinking she was pregnant? Not the A-hole Hello everyone. I am 27F. My husband and I found out two months ago we are expecting our first child. Last week, we officially announced it via text and phone calls to our friends and family. The next day at wor
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