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Funny tweet that reads, "Why are chairs like $600 I'm just trying to sit"

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Dating conversation fail | 's fine Today 4:07 PM 's good sheep pictures is super cute by way. Is yours? Today 4:40 PM They're friends. And she" and he not an Sorry douchebag answers, but really hate small talk and feel uninspired let my guard down and let someone if feel like just on receiving end. Today 6:15 PM no fan small talk either but honestly 's pretty difficult start conversation with complete stranger out clear blue without much go on. And o

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Owner responds to entitled customer's glasses decision | 1 review year ago WENT GET NEW GLASSES TOLD PICK OUT SOME FRAMES LIKED AFTER DOING SO SAT BY MYSELF TRYING THEM ON AND NO ONE HELPED MAKE SURE MAKING RIGHT CHOICE FRAME MY NEEDS PICKED FRAME BLINDING BECAUSE SIDE ARMS TRIED DRIVING AND THOT GOING HAVE WRECK COULDNT SEE OUT THEM PROPERLY PICK OUT FRAME SALES ASSISTANT SHOULD HELP FIRST BECAUSE CANT SEE OUT THEM UNTIL LENSES ARE PUT SO ITS

Entitled Customer Chooses Wrong Free Glasses, Owner Responds

Untrue and false facts people were told confidently | Keefer1970 2.9k points 18 hours ago band name "KISS" is an acronym Knights Satan's Service AC/DC Anti-Christian Devil Children Slayer Satan Laughs As Eternally Rot all told us without irony by Sunday school teacher, circa 1987

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Funny dank meme featuring a cruise ship in a narrow passage way where one side of the cliff represents "the crumbling economy," the other side represents "COVID-19," and the middle represents "Me and the boys playing video games like nothing's happening"

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A collection of times that people got called out for lying online | love food here but not tonight had awesome asparagus till tonight out date asparagus. Told manager and he argued with Who does am manager at hair alon. Customer is always right no matter Like Response owner 6 months ago Our asparagus is brought fresh daily KNOW food excellent wrote this because were caught walking tab (literally snuck out back door) without paying bill | My landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPO

Lousy Liars That Got Called Out Online

Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

Stories of big risks people took for a stupid reason | mingk 409 points 3 days ago Licked raw chicken prove not all chicken had Salmonella.

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Fast crowd turns | JustPlainSimpleGarak 12.0k points 1 day ago at Van Halen concert few years back and David Lee Roth comes on mic and says "This next one is our new album"

Fastest Times People Have Seen A Crowd Turn

Boss's trash policy gets him covered in broken glass | Posted by u/TinderGuy11 22 hours ago New owner wants us carry garbage bags through crowded restaurant okay boss oC L This is another story about my bartending days, and preface by saying, even though got my point across, not then, nor do now feel good about happened here. So slight backstory working as bar manager student pub new owner and haaaated each other actually scary just deep hatred ran. However his fastest bartender and simply too p

Hell Manager's Dumb Policy Gets His Head Covered in Trash

Strange, funny, weird and WTF images | a child hiding under the dashboard in the passenger seat of a car while a llama sticks its head in | woman taking a photo of another woman posing in front of a fake tropical beach backdrop

Dumb and Weird Stuff from the Crevices of The Internet

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People describe their weirdest family tics | Veritas3333 10h My mom is yawn-yeller she yawns can hear anywhere house. One time my sister had friend over, and were basement. My mom yawned upstairs, and my sister's friend asked coyote?"

People's Weirdest Family Tics

Twitter thread finds stupid spaghetti answer to coronavirus conspiracy theory | William Mullally O @whmullally friend who's fully into covid conspiracies sent this post says Captain America predicted coronavirus outbreak 2011, and while its obviously bs started fixating on circled image on right. lexfuture 2011 film Captain America Eirst Avenger Behind his right shoulder Coa Beer on his left image coronavirus New York City Let sink 1/2 Files Conspiratorium HSBC Sistar Breadway 51 likes lexfuture

Dude Finds Dumb Answer to Dumber Conspiracy Theory

Dank memes from /r/DankMemes from the past week | perfect marketing manager June, 2020 doesn't exis- black man in rainbow suit | covid-19 cases reaches 1000 people Panik Meme Man Wurds covid-19 cases reaches 2M People Mike Wazowski going to Monsters University

The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (6-06 To 6-12)

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Karen demands to speak to fellow customers manager and she gets to | Posted by u/kroka4loka 14 hours ago time one them actually got speak manager, and my manager. XXL This happened couple years ago, but reading an ask Reddit thread jogged this memory come up. Anyway think like 2016-ish and working as receptionist an office. My boss/owner business actually very good friend mine had known really long time. Anyway, she would occasionally give her employees gift cards different places buy some more

Karen Demands to Speak to Fellow Customer's Manager

Stories of what it's like to be the child of a Karen | mercadilly 5.0k points 22 hours ago My Mom is reformed Karen kid she used treat people customer service like trash teenager and customer service positions finally dawned on her terrible human being she being. She's turned around and been great ever since proud her recognize her faults and fix them.

Children of Karens Explain What That's Like

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