When putting your house or apartment on the market, make sure you capture your humble homestead in a light that makes people actually want to buy it. For a primer on what not to do, check out these awful listings posted by real estate agents.
If you buy this house, you'll have Mr. Bean to watch over you always.
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Whoops, never mind the old dude in the picture!
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"Let's retake this so my thumb isn't in the image," said every real estate agent ever except this one.
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We need a shot from distance!
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Walter White, is that you in the mirror?
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Be sure to capture a shot when there is a potential home invader STANDING RIGHT FREAKIN' BEHIND YOU.
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Such upside-down table. So majesty.
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Don't mind the creeper here.
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This sky above this listing is just marvelous!
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Need a little pizzazz in your bedroom photos? Why not photoshop in Friendzone Fiona?
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Let's just pause for a moment here to figure out what's wrong with this photo.
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They really needed a panorama to capture the feeling of this bedroom.
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Here we see furniture in its natural habitat.
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"Looking for somewhere to sit staring into space for a few days before killing yourself? We have just the property for you…"
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Here we see a nondescript blank corner! Imagine the possibilities!
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Establish your redneck cred with an all-dirt backyard.
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The previous tenant was an avid WoW player.
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This photo was taken unaltered from the listing's website. No rotations were made.
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Just try and picture the place without scaffolding in your mind.
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Be sure to set aside money every month for headache medicine.
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There's a 50% chance that there was a meth lab here... then again, that means there's a 50% chance that there wasn't! I'm a "glass half-full" kind of guy...
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Comes complete with high-end backyard furniture!
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Presenting the all-in-one bathroom living room! For families who are EXTRA close!