Vampire Vendetta of the Day: Patrick Rodgers -- your average, everyday Philadelphian vampire -- visits Fox & Friends to discuss how an old, obscure loophole he was able to find because he's immortal allowed him to turn the tables on his bank and threaten their local branch with foreclosure.
Also: LOL epitaph. You're immortal!
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