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15 Employees who quit instead of dealing with their working conditions: '2 weeks later I get a call... He's begging me to come back'

15 Employees who quit instead of dealing with their working conditions: '2 weeks later I get a call... He's begging me to come back'

Grandparents throw big barbecue for family and friends, grandson's girlfriend refuses to attend after they ask her to be the family photographer for free: 'I specifically booked that weekend off'

Grandparents throw big barbecue for family and friends, grandson's girlfriend refuses to attend after they ask her to be the family photographer for free: 'I specifically booked that weekend off'

Teen gets back at step-brother and step-mom who refuse to put gas in their shared car: 'I got up at 4 AM... and rode a bike'

Teen gets back at step-brother and step-mom who refuse to put gas in their shared car: 'I got up at 4 AM... and rode a bike'

Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

Landlord evicts tenant to convert his apartment into an office, tenant fires back with dozens of fines: ‘Take 1.5 month’s rent from me, lose a year’s rent!’

Company man going on 27 years on the job watched two coworkers going on 25 years get $25,000 bonuses: ‘All I got when I had 25 years was a plaque’

Company man going on 27 years on the job watched two coworkers going on 25 years get $25,000 bonuses: ‘All I got when I had 25 years was a plaque’

‘Some people just don't deserve ice cream’: Peanut-allergic customer impolitely demands employee jump through hoops to ensure vanilla ice cream is nut-free, but doesn't believe them when they fulfill her requests

‘Some people just don't deserve ice cream’: Peanut-allergic customer impolitely demands employee jump through hoops to ensure vanilla ice cream is nut-free, but doesn't believe them when they fulfill her requests