A long time ago, in a faraway land, lived the luxurious bird nation of Aviania. This nation comprised all manner of birds, from all walks of life. There were wonderful woodpeckers who carved houses and serious storks who delivered babies, but most importantly, there were colorful cockatiels, the jesters of the Aviania, who brought joy to the other birds with silly antics and serene song.
Yet some of these tiels were not content with being derpy delight for their peers and wished for something more, a way to have more respect and power than any of the other birds in Aviania. These cocky tiels decided to gather in the shadows, creating a vast network of shadow tiels who would work through stealth and ninja-like agility to bring cockatiels to the highest spot in bird society.
Secret agent Pika the cockatiel, codename danger, is on a top-secret mission, infiltrating the nefarious lab of the hooman scientists, whose dastardly plans will affect seed dispatches to the Tielandian citizenry for the worst
Unbeknownst to most hoomans, cockatiels are all secret academics who hide their brilliantly big bird brains by being awwdorable little floofballs and screeching a lot. The few who do know are blackmailed into submission and carry out seed orders for tiels world-wide.
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