The Fast And The Meowrious, Zoomy Drift: 15 Turbo Charged Felines Caught In The Midst Of The Zoomies (Pics, Vids And Memes)

On a planet where the only lifeforms are anthropomorphic cats who have only ever seen one movie (where a group of people drive cars and mention family a lot), cats compete against one another in adorable nitrous-fueled car races. In these races, cats place their cars and pride on the line, all in order to win a shot at being the ultimate cat driver, known as the Drive King ( they would've done Drift King, but cats suck at drifting.)

These courageous kitty cats, whose pawdorable lil toe beans masterfully steer their cars to victory, have only one rule on the racetrack: go fast. And that's just what they do, with their fine-tuned muscle cars capable of reaching jaw-dropping amounts of cat-power (a unit of speed measurement based on cat zoomies prior to the advent of muscle cars and cat racing). Now get ready to see some of the fastest and most meowrious of these kitty car racers, showing off their immense speed!

Posted by SaulRoome

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Pre zoom

Behold the eyes of a floofball who has been possessed by the spiritual incarnation of speed itself! Soon she will zoom to and fro, all across the land, showing the people what true haste really is, all in order to bring peace to her possessor.

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Mid zoom pause

'Hey, that's me, the guy hanging upside down by the tip of his claws. You might be wondering how I got here. Well, that's a story that all started when I opened up a box of family heirlooms and came across a miraculous medicine that gives cats endless zoomies. The rest is history'.

Via u/cuteotaku93
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Beware the zoom in her eyes

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Via u/Just-get-physical
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Via u/Pazluz
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Via u/eggonbutt
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Via u/ReliableRoommate
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Via u/ejmw1021
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Via u/Thund3rbolt
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Mid zoomies

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Via u/MacLucky75