Because You've Always Wanted an Endless Stream of Dad Jokes

Have you heard all of your dad's jokes a million times before? Send him to Nice One Dad; the site will provide him with a stream of punny jokes that he'll love, no clicking required. These jokes aren't just for dads though: dad jokes belong to anyone wishing to make other people cringe. If you're lusting after those cringeworthy jokes that you can pull out when everyone least expects it, you're in the right place. 

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    Text - What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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    Text - Did gou hear about the gug who invented the knock knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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    Text - I'm reading a book on the history of glue just can't seem to put it down
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    Text - WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO TO THE BATHROOM? BECAUSE THe Pee is SILENT
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    Text - I've just been diagnosed as colorblind know, it certainly has come out of the purple
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    Text - Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted
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    Text - Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school
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    Text - TWO SATELLITES DECIDED TO GeT MARRIED THe WEDDING WASN'T MUCH BUT THE RECEPTION WAS INCREDIBLE
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    Text - What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
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    Text - I am terrified of elevators, I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them
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