(While reading an article about someone stealing a condom machine) Mom: Why would someone want to steal a condom machine?! Me: Maybe they'll use the money from it to buy hookers. Then use the condoms. Mom: No respectable hooker would take quarters!
(While reading an article about someone stealing a condom machine) Mom: Why would someone want to steal a condom machine?! Me: Maybe they'll use the money from it to buy hookers. Then use the condoms. Mom: No respectable hooker would take quarters!