The 16 Best Thrones Made Out of Anything But Iron

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  Get your caddy to carry you around the golf course in this 9 iron throne

  
  Via Direct Golf
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  Honestly, this is the throne I'm most afraid to sit on

  Look, I'm just going to come out and say it: this version of the Iron Throne is made out of sex toys.  Big ones.  Don't watch this video in the office, and don't say I didn't warn you.  That said, this thing is awe inspiring, and if you live in the UK you can win it (for, you know, personal reasons).

  Via Bondara
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  When winter comes you've got to make the best of it

  
  Via katiescottart
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  Or if you're really feeling fancy, tackle one made out of ice

  Via Glacial Art Ice Sculptors
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• 5

  One for the true ruler of your house

  Wallace The Mad King of House Bunny demands a sacrifice, and a place to sit!

  Via Wallace TheMadKing
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  If you're ruler of a 7 acre lawn, this one's for you!

  
  Via Wired
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  This bready throne gets an a for effort

  
  Via theCHIVE
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  But its gingerbread cousin takes the cake

  
  Via amawestergren
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  If you want to spend less than $5 there's always this DIY foil version

  
  Via Google
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  Speaking of cake

  

  in this game of thrones, you win or you diet.

  Via Reddit
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  The hors d'oeuvres sword throne is perfect for your next cocktail party

  

  And remember Jon's lesson when you head for the cheese platter: stick 'em with the pointy end!

  Via tumb1r
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  After which you might need to visit this porcelain throne

  
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  Or you could really luxe it up with this beanbag chair

  
  Via nerd-by-night
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  If you're looking for a real challenge, see how long you can sit in this one

  

  The only thing worse would be a throne made entirely of LEGOs

  Via Obvious Winner
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  Playing Wonderwall will not make you worthy of sitting here

  
  Via Nathan Ingraham
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  Summer is coming, prepare accordingly

  

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