Mom: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY!!!! Me: I'm sorry my genitals were not to your liking! Mom: Your stick broke! So you didn't have a name for 5 days.
Mom: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY!!!! Me: I'm sorry my genitals were not to your liking! Mom: Your stick broke! So you didn't have a name for 5 days.