I think we know which of these two has a better chance of dating him for real!

And you worship its every move 1

ComfeeSofa 2

A Sassy Snafu of 38 Feline Feel Good Memes as Tasty as Wholesome Hooman Catnip 3

Cats never lie about food 4

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Service, please! 6