*my little brother had heard the word 'vagina' at school, and i was trying to explain why he shouldn't repeat it. me: look, you shouldn't say it becau... uncle ralph interrupts: it's like bloody mary. if you say vagina, one will come in your sleep and kill you.. *after little brother leaves* gay brother: you do realize that now we'll be checking his closet for a vagina every night, right? uncle ralph: plenty of men would be very happy to find a vagina in their closet.
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