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Time for Quarantine

Good Idea: Letting your boyfriend take you out now that you're mostly over your cold. Bad Idea: Letting your boyfriend take you to "Contagion" because it's playing for free at the campus movie theater. Result: Everyone will glare at you every time you so much as sniffle, let alone cough. Including your boyfriend, who got you sick in the first place.
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