I'm Sorry, Did I Say Dork? I Meant Smart Ass

If you've got a friend who is known as "The Girl Who Knows Random Facts", do not, I repeat DO NOT call her a dork. She will happily inform you that dork is also the technical term for a whale's genitals, and you will feelboth stupid and embarrassed. Not to mention, when you start stammering to apologize, she'll just laugh and you'll just get to stand there looking like a... dork. #LFMFriend'sF

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